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AG Program Listing

Here are the programs to be presented at the 2009 Annual Gathering as of today.


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Wednesday, July 1



Wednesday, July 1
9:00 AM - 2:00 PM
Blood Drive
by Central Blood Bank staff
Be a hero, give blood! Each pint can save up to three lives, so even a few pints can make a huge difference. 38% of Americans are eligible, but only 3.5% are donating. Let's add our 2% to the mix! You can go directly from registration to get your "I donated" sticker for your badge.


Wednesday, July 1
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Assistive Technology
by Kevin Huwe , Thom Gressman , Christina Chamberlain
Assistive Technology is defined as any device, system of devices, or service which helps a person with a disability accomplish a task. Assistive Tech includes such equipment as adapted telephones and TTY devices for persons who are deaf or hard of hearing, adaptive computer access for those with sensory or physical disabilities which prevent them from using a 'standard' computer, and voice activated environmental control systems which allow persons with a mobility disability to control their environment merely by speaking. This program, by the AT staff of the Three Rivers Center for Independent Living, will give a broad overview of Assistive Tech devices and programs.


Wednesday, July 1
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Going for the Green -- and the Gold
by Jeanne K. Clark
In our 21st century economy, a clean and safe environment is vital for vibrant economy. Yet many business leaders and elected officials are still locked in the old way of thinking -- that environmental degradation means jobs and progress. This workshop will discuss this problem, and suggest new ways of talking about jobs, the economy and the environment that will translate into better public support.


Wednesday, July 1
1:30 PM - 2:00 PM
Play-as-you-go Scrabble and Chess Begins
by Beth Weiss
Pick up your Scrabble and/or Chess sticker, apply it on your badge so other players recognize you. Then, play with whom you want, when you want, for as long as you want. Turn in your best three scores. That's it.


Wednesday, July 1
1:30 PM - 2:00 PM
Puzzle Tournament Begins
by Joe Zanca
The puzzle tournament begins now, and ends Saturday night at 10 PM. Details will be available onsite.


Wednesday, July 1
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Reversing Accelerating Aging: How I Gained 40 Years of Life
by Scott Sonnon
People, young and old, are placing undue strain on their joints and muscles and they are hurting themselves more than ever before. Although popular fitness activities have immense physical benefits, they instead may lead to arthritis, joint, and ligament tears; chronic joint pain, and muscle strains. Scott Sonnon, due to his set of childhood physical and mental challenges, developed the science of mobility (based upon biomechanics and biotensegrity) to reverse the accelerated aging process: genetically-sequenced movements, lubricate each joint one at a time, until the entire body becomes fully flushed with essential nutrition, which without remain literally starved.


Wednesday, July 1
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
The Job of a Humane Society Police Officer (HSPO)
by Officer Kathy Hecker
Officer Hecker's PowerPoint presentation details the duties and responsibilities of a Humane Society Police Officer (HSPO) in Pennsylvania. Using real life examples, she explains the many facets of this profession, including the challenges, heartbreak, and joys of preventing, investigating and prosecuting animal cruelty.


Wednesday, July 1
1:30 PM - 4:00 PM
Times Up Tournament
by Kevin Kasday
Race through the "Deck of Fame" and get your teammate to guess who's on your card. Each team of two people gets only 30 seconds per turn and the Deck passes from team to team until it's empty. Most cards collected wins. That's only round one! Rounds Two and Three are played with the same Deck but limits are placed on what you can say and do. It's a bit more challenging...and absolutely hilarious.


Wednesday, July 1
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Working Memory: The New I.Q.?
by Dr. Patricia A. Sheahan
In a world filled with information, it is difficult to stay on track, prioritize activities and due dates, and overcome constant distraction. Working memory, the ability to keep information in mind for brief periods of time, is closely linked to fluid intelligence and is crucial to success. Neuroscientists have called the working memory the brain's search engine because it allows us to locate and retrieve information at a moment's notice. A strong working memory empowers one to perform well under pressure, remain organized and prioritize activities. This presentation will discuss training and strengthening the working memory to improve professional and academic performance.


Wednesday, July 1
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Your Parents are Getting Old! What You Should Know
by Elna Tymes
This program is aimed at GenXers, GenYers, or anyone with Boomer (or older) parents, and will look at some of the tough questions to ask of parents and decisions to make with them -- things like giving up the car keys, what to do about the end of life, how they want to live if they already have some disability, who should manage their estate if one or both have a stroke or some other limiting medical problem, etc. We'll also look at various housing alternatives for seniors. (You've heard of "the sandwich family?" How about "the club sandwich family?")


Wednesday, July 1
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
9 of the 1001 Things Most Women Don't Know about Men
by Penelope Salinger, LCSW
Are men more than just "hairy women who know how to behave but are choosing not to?" I contend that once we understand and celebrate who men really are, we can receive what they are genuinely offering. What might your life be like if you learned to talk so that men listen and how to listen so that men talk from the deep well inside? What if you knew how to bring out the best in men? What kind of partnership could you create? Though this session is designed for women, men are encouraged to attend and will be warmly welcomed.


Wednesday, July 1
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Cirkut Panoramic Photography
by Doug Grosjean
You've seen Cirkut photos somewhere before: huge, tack-sharp, 4' long black-and-white panoramics with hundreds, or even thousands, of people in a single exposure. Ever wonder how they were made, why, or by whom? Cirkuts are rotating panoramic cameras, designed in the early 20th Century, using 10" tall film. Itinerant Cirkut photographers roamed the United States, photographing large groups, news, large public events; and recording 20th Century America on film in the process. Join Cirkut photographer Doug Grosjean and his 1919 Cirkut #10, as he shows samples of historical Cirkut photos along with his own modern work, and discusses the rich history of Cirkut photography.


Wednesday, July 1
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Decisions In Context: What Goes Into A Good (Or A Bad) Decision?
by Julie S. Downs, Ph.D.
Although we may want to think of ourselves as rational decision makers who weigh costs and benefits to make optimal choices, decision science research tells a much more complex - and more interesting - story of how we think and decide. Indeed, pursuing a purely rational approach, attempting to achieve the best possible outcome for every decision, is a strategy that often leads to dissatisfaction. And efforts to change the public's behavior have failed time and again when those efforts don't recognize the complexity of decisions. This talk will describe how people make decisions, and how to help them make better ones.


Wednesday, July 1
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
M-Atheists SIG Meet & Greet

The M-Atheists SIG is an active online discussion group with 625 members. Stop by to meet some of your fellow critical thinkers in person. Do believers have a greater sense of community than we do? We don't think so! Visit our group for lively discussion. You can join us online at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/M-Atheists/


Wednesday, July 1
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Overcoming Topography: Pittsburgh's Historic Transportation Solutions
by Bob Regan
The City of Pittsburgh is physiographically challenged. Its locale at the confluence of three rivers combined with the land's undulating terrain offers unique challenges to the development of transportation systems. The City has, however, risen to the challenge by combining unique modes of transportation with more conventional transportation solutions, including city steps, inclines, trolleys, bridges and tunnels. Today, Pittsburgh has more municipal inclines than any other U.S. city and more city steps and bridges that any other city in the world. Additionally, Pittsburgh had at one time one of the largest trolley systems in the country Its eleven transportation tunnels also rival, in numbers, those of most other cities. This talk offers some background, insight and an overview of these approaches to transportation systems to overcome topography and ford rivers.


Wednesday, July 1
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Songs and Arias
by Daniel Teadt , Mark Trawka
A collection of arias from classic composers such as Rossini and Korngold and songs which highlight the work of Pittsburgh native, Stephen Foster.


Wednesday, July 1
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Using the Triple Bottom Line to Make Your Business Sustainable
by Kit Cassingham
An interactive discussion of making your business more sustainable utilizing the Triple Bottom Line. The best run businesses consider not only profit, but also people and the planet in their decision making and analysis. Long-term thinking, a basic tenant in sustainability, is generally missing in U.S. businesses. Take more money to the bottom line and do good for the people associated with your business and for the planet. It's past time to change your thinking, shift your actions, and make long-term decisions that will benefit your business on all fronts.


Wednesday, July 1
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Chasing Joy: My Long and Winding Road to Getting Published
by Gwyn Cready
Eleven years, one thousand two hundred and sixty-four pages, thirty four potential agents, fifty-six rejection letters, two really bad critique partners and the phone call that changed my life. The road to becoming a critically-acclaimed romance novelist has been an interesting one. I'll share my insights, tears, laughter, ink-stains and tips. Since there seems to be a potential author in everyone, come by and learn some shortcuts for mapping your own path. You can count on plenty of time for Q&A.


Wednesday, July 1
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Friends of Bill W., Lois, Jimmy K., Rozanne, et al.

For Mensans and guests who are actively practicing any twelve-step program. Not for observers or the curious, please.


Wednesday, July 1
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
GenX SIG Meet & Greet
by GenX SIG
An opportunity for Mensans born between within the GenX range of 1961'1981 to get the scoop on what we're doing at the AG. Find out where the parties are, who's going, and what events we're involved in. As well as finding out about what's going on during the AG, you will hear about how to stay connected and involved after the AG is over.


Wednesday, July 1
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
PTSD : Post Traumatic Stress Disorder , Simple & Complex
by Priscilla J. Sweet
Post traumatic stress disorder and complex PTSD cause a change in brain chemistry. If you're curious about veterans, abused people, prison camp survivors, this is a must attend session! P. Sweet lives with CPTSD every day and hopes to help others recognize one close to or in flashback AND what NOT to do.


Wednesday, July 1
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Quiddler™ Tournament
by Alan Baltis
Quiddler™ is a beautiful word game with naturally smooth, fast gameplay. Using special cards, Quiddler™ draws on your ability to anagram letters into words. Players combine their entire hand into words while trying to use the highest point-value letters. Quiddler™ challenges you to do this first with three cards (round one), then with four, on up to ten cards in the last round. Bonuses are given for both the longest word and the most words made by a player in each round. The tournament will consist of preliminary multiple simultaneous 30-minute games, and a final game among the highest scorers.


Wednesday, July 1
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Roadside Attractions
by Brian Butko
Seen as silly by some, roadside attractions can be fun but they also tell a lot about the people and places behind them. From vintage motels to giant prairie dogs to Muffler Men (and Women), we'll experience life off the Interstates. You'll soon be planning your next 2-lane road trip.


Wednesday, July 1
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Tai Chi: Unlocking Our Potential
by Tom Menditto
Tai Chi is an ancient practice, philosophy, and way of life that embraces meditative movement and mind-body harmony for developing high levels of mental and physical capacity. This presentation will cover the history, the scientific research, case studies of high level functionality, and exercises that will help increase mental clarity, concentration, and creative innovation. Tai Chi is not just a physical exercise for decreasing stress and improving health, but it is also a way of unlocking our potential, dissolving our self-created limitations, and of living a life that is at peace and in harmony. Take the Journey.


Wednesday, July 1
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Taking the Terror out of Talk
by Tiffany R. Everett
We all have to talk to get the job, make a presentation or even date someone. Public speaking is feared more than death. Come hear some ways to help alleviate your fear and take the terror out of talking. You will be successful after learning how to talk.


Wednesday, July 1
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
What Makes a Good Science Fiction Story
by Art Jones
At its core, the presentation will be a survey of popular and influential science-fiction stories and their authors; but more broadly, it will introduce a structure in which the stories can be categorized. Using images and video clips from popular sci-fi movies and television shows, I break the genre down using a model which separates the story elements into "information", "technology", and "people" components and then explores the relationships between them. Categorizing stories this way may allow you to more easily select works in which you will be interested. The presentation will be thought-provoking and entertaining at the same time.


Wednesday, July 1
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM
TeenSIG Meet & Greet

If you're a teen, come stop by and start the AG off right. Get to know the teens at the AG and check out our room. This is where the fun begins.


Wednesday, July 1
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
9 of the 1001 Things Most Men Don't Know about Women
by Penelope Salinger, LCSW
Is it possible to ever "win" with women? They sometimes seem so mysterious. (And what's going on with all those emotions?) What if you could help a woman tell you what she wants, especially when she's upset? What if you knew how to reduce the likelihood that she's mentally multi-tasking during lovemaking? What might your castle be like if the woman in it felt like a queen? Though this session is designed for men, women are welcome (and probably couldn't be kept away).


Wednesday, July 1
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
mental_floss : Where Education and Entertainment Meet
by Toby Maloney, VP, Business Dev, Mental Floss
Get an insider's look at one of America's fastest-growing businesses that never takes itself too seriously. Since its launch in a dorm room at Duke in 2001, mental_floss has grown into a multimillion-dollar media company whose products make people feel smart. While the magazine remains its flagship, the company now includes a popular web site, a series of books published by HarperCollins and much more. Discover what mental_floss has learned since its launch, how it continues to thrive in today's challenging economy and what's ahead for one of America's quirkiest companies.


Wednesday, July 1
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Antarctica Touristica
by Dave Cahn
Join Dave Cahn as he picnics with penguins, sojourns with seals, wanders with whales, touches an iceberg, swims in the Southern Ocean, and enjoys a shot of vodka at the bar at the bottom of the world. Dave recently returned from an 11-day expedition cruise down the Antarctic Peninsula and will share his spectacular photos, his videos, and his insights about touring Antarctica. Bonus: Dave also will share a number of rare photos of a prior Antarctic expedition.


Wednesday, July 1
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Dating in the 21st Century
by Fatinma Olaleye , Steel City Dating
Dating Coach Fatinma Olaleye will discuss the myths and pitfalls of dating. She will share tips about what to do - and what not to do - on a date, how to set the stage for a successful dating experience, and the potential red flags when pursuing a new relationship. There is a science to relationships. If you are willing to go through the necessary process, you WILL find the love of your life. Make sure to also join Fatinma for "Speed Networking" tomorrow night at 7:30; check the program for details!


Wednesday, July 1
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Gary Sudin in Concert: Greatest Hits Volume 43
by Gary Sudin
Gary Sudin plays his original compositions on 6 and 12 string acoustic guitars and other stringed instruments in a style similar to those of Paul Simon, James Taylor, or Leo Kottke. His passionate songs, which include slide blues and humorous material, sound fresh despite almost 50 years of practice. You'll remember him from the 2006 WG, and the Comedy Colloquium. A must attend event.


Wednesday, July 1
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Qwirkle™ Tournament
by Alan Baltis
Qwirkle™ has a simple premise: add tiles, in rows and/or columns, to the current tableau such that all colors match but shapes are unique within each row/column, or have shapes match but colors vary. High-point strategy consists of having played tiles participate in multiple rows/columns, or completing a perfect 6-tile run. Vibrant colors and playful shapes make Qwirkle™ one of the most beautiful abstract strategy games available. The tournament will consist of preliminary multiple simultaneous 4-player 30-minute games, and a final game among the 4 highest scorers.


Wednesday, July 1
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Radio and Public Broadcasting: Born in Pittsburgh
by Jim Cunningham
A look at the early years of radio in Pittsburgh, with WQED-FM 89.3, one of the nation's first all classical radio stations, and KDKA. You'll hear historical audio with great moments in radio history reflecting the broadcasts of the Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra. Sound highlights include: President Roosevelt's broadcast from Carnegie Hall; Andre Previn on the air; the voice of Johannes Brahms; Robert Frost reading his poetry; Fred Rogers; Aaron Copland; and George Gershwin in Pittsburgh. With a survey of the current radio landscape, satellite radio, HD radio and internet streaming including recent statistical and demographic data on radio usage.


Wednesday, July 1
6:00 PM - 6:30 PM
Registration for the Mensa Admission Test

Proctors will register candidates for the Mensa Admission Test during this time. The test fee is $40. Test candidates must be at least 14 years of age, provide a photo ID and be a permanent resident of the US.


Wednesday, July 1
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
The Mensan and the Global Orphan Crisis
by Martha Holley Jones
Every 15 seconds another child becomes an orphan due to AIDS in Africa. There are 100 million children without parents worldwide, 300,000 of which live in th US. This workshop will present an overview of this global crisis and its implications. Mensans are well know for their community service activities. This presentation will allow you to wrap your Mensan brain around this problem. If the top 2% of the population can't come up with a working solution, then who can?


Wednesday, July 1
6:30 PM - 8:00 PM
Mensa Admission Test

The American Mensa Admission Tests are given for the purpose of admission into Mensa. A score at the 98th percentile on either of two tests qualifies an applicant for Mensa membership. American Mensa will release membership qualification only. All candidates who test will receive a one-day pass to the AG for the day of testing.


Wednesday, July 1
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Classical Piano Recital
by John Blasdale
A Recital of three late Piano Sonatas by Beethoven.


Wednesday, July 1
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Illusion Knitting
by Amy E. McCall
Illusion (or shadow) knitting uses basic knitting stitches (knit & purl) to hide a design in your knitting. Basic knitting skills are definitely a plus here. If possible, please bring 2 colors of yarn (worsted weight is easiest, and wool is best, acrylic is difficult to block appropriately) and needles that fit your yarn.


Wednesday, July 1
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Interdisciplinary Design in Games
by The International Game Developers Association
The game industry is an explosive source of ideas about how technology and entertainment can meet in new and exciting ways. Great games are the result of collaboration and interdisciplinary design processes involving myriad intricacies and unique challenges inherent in game development. Join this panel of specialists in each field of game development as they discuss their roles in the game creation process: Moderator, Nick McClay; Audio, Scott Gainar; Programming, David Shaver; Design, Shawn Patton; and Production, Andy Jih.


Wednesday, July 1
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Let's Solve a Mystery!
by Ron Freeman
Join Ron Freeman, retired Pittsburgh police department homicide Commander, and take apart the facts from an actual homicide case to see if YOU can determine the identity of the perpetrator. Mr. Freeman will present the facts and circumstances of the case and teach us to differentiate between criminal profiling (which is often a misnomer) and crime scene assessment, which allows investigators to build the characteristics of the perpetrator and focus their resources on the right areas. Look at multiple aspects of the crime, the victim's background and vulnerabilities, and the crime scene to figure out "whodunnit."


Wednesday, July 1
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Poetry - Fixed Forms vs. Free Verse
by Herb Guggenheim, PhD, MSW
Robert Frost once commented that writing free verse is like playing tennis without a net. But is he right? In this exciting program, poet and psychotherapist Herb Guggenheim will explore the comparative virtues of two major classes of poetry - fixed form and free verse. Using famous examples as well as examples from his own work, Herb will show you how fixed forms and free verse differ and explain the advantages and disadvantages of each. At the end of this program, you'll know how to recognize sonnets, sestinas, limericks, and villanelles; you'll also be able to distinguish various kinds of free verse technique. If you like reading and writing poetry or just want to learn more about the art form, this is one program you'll definitely want to attend.


Wednesday, July 1
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Restoring Science to its Rightful Place
by Darlene Cavalier
Darlene Cavalier, a former professional cheerleader, is a writer and senior adviser to Discover Magazine and founder of ScienceCheerleader.com. Cavalier uses innovative approaches to increase adult science literacy, grow the ranks of citizen scientists and create opportunities for the public to weigh in on matters of science policy. She will discuss and demonstrate the approaches and give Mensa members a sneak peek at plans for her next project: ScienceforCitizens.net.


Wednesday, July 1
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Speed Talking
by Cookie Bakke
Speed Talking entails an inside and an outside circle of Mensans. Men, women, short, tall, old, young, ENFPs, ISTJs (and everything in between), etc. The moderator will ask a question -- usually one involving controversy or ethics -- and yell "Go." You and your partner talk for one minute until she yells "Stop." The inside circle moves one to the left. Next partner. Next topic. Get the picture? You'll meet (and begin conversations) with at least 50 people, probably forming the basis for at least a few new friendships while you do it. Fun, fun, fun. Do NOT miss this one!


Wednesday, July 1
7:30 PM - 9:30 PM
The Werewolves of the Mensa AG
by Ed You , Viki Kind
By night, werewolves kill off villagers. By day, enraged villagers kill off suspected werewolves. (But oops; sometimes they mistakenly kill off "innocent villagers.") "Werewolf" requires observation, deduction, and a lot of bold-faced lying. Who will prevail: the werewolves or the villagers? One fun-filled game takes 15-20 minutes. Then it repeats. Newbies are always welcomed. (Werewolf is similar to, but better than, "Mafia.") The village includes: 2-4 Werewolves, ordinary Villagers, and an assortment of special villagers with special abilities (e.g. Cupid, the Lovers, the Hunter, the Silversmith, the Witch, the Seer, and some politicians). Also, check in for unscheduled impromptu sessions.


Wednesday, July 1
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
What Happens in Vegas Comes to Pittsburgh
by Megan Edwards
From its origins as a watering hole for Mormon emigrants to its present unique status as the only large U.S. city founded in the twentieth century, Las Vegas is a constantly bubbling cauldron of rapid urban evolution. Megan Edwards, executive editor of Living-Las-Vegas.com, takes you on a virtual tour of Sin City, revealing its colorful past, current state, and predictions for where it's headed next. Bring your luck along, and you just might score some genuine Vegas booty!


Wednesday, July 1
7:30 PM - 8:00 PM
Wizard Tutorial
by Marie Beltrame
An exciting game played with a special deck of cards. Points are earned by getting the exact number of tricks bid. This Tutorial will teach the basic play and some simple strategies.


Wednesday, July 1
8:00 PM - 10:00 PM
Wizard Tournament
by Marie Beltrame
An exciting game played with a special deck of cards. Points are earned by getting the exact number of tricks bid. Players should have played a few games before entering the tournament.


Wednesday, July 1
8:30 PM - 10:00 PM
The Joys of Amateur Astronomy
by Chris Mullin
Throughout the country, enthusiasts gather to gaze at the night sky. They observe, they wonder, they photograph, and they also contribute to scientific investigations. Some are awed by the majesty. Some are assured by the constancy. Some are excited by the challenge. Come see if you, too, would fit the mold of an amateur astronomer. Telescopic viewing will be included if conditions permit.


Wednesday, July 1
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Demanding Common Sense in an Age of Zero Tolerance
by Randy Cassingham
As the author of "This is True," a social commentary column based on weird news, you can expect some laughs from Randy's example stories. But they'll also make you cringe when you realize how counter-productive our social institutions are.


Wednesday, July 1
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Filk: Music By Fans, for Fans (and Everybody Else)
by W. Randy Hoffman
A movement that started as 'intellectual ghetto music' played by fans in the hallways and stairwells of science fiction conventions (called 'filk' from a 50s-era amateur-press typo) now features dedicated amateur and professional performers, record labels, and conventions of its own. Randy Hoffman discusses its history, present status, and possible futures.


Wednesday, July 1
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Larry the Penguin Searches for the Meaning of Life: Another Way to View Reality
by Charles W. Belser
A presentation of some of the ideas expressed in the book Larry the Penguin Searches for the Meaning of Life, which include the author's view of the universe, our place in it, and coming to terms with life's purpose and meaning without resorting to Bronze Age superstition. Two autographed copies of Belser's book will be given out (one each to two members of the audience) via "a random and chaotic marshmallow toss."


Wednesday, July 1
9:30 PM - 3:00 AM
Late Night Poker
by Java Joe Haber
The committee for the AM/FM AG has graciously provided a dedicated poker room each night from 9:30 pm until 3 am. Java Joe Haber will be running the poker room. This year four tables will be available and poker chips will be provided for each table. Two tables will be reserved for serious (real money) poker games and the other two tables will be available on a first-come basis for either serious poker or "just play money" poker. Sign-up sheets for each table will be posted at 8 pm in the poker room.


Wednesday, July 1
9:30 PM - 10:30 PM
Meet the New Board of Directors

The membership has selected the new officers and directors to lead American Mensa for the next two years. On July 1, 2009 they officially take office. Come have the chance to meet the new Chairman and members of the America Mensa Committee in a casual mix and mingle atmosphere. Put faces to the names you've seen in the Bulletin or your local group newsletter. Get the chance to ask that burning question you've had on your mind. Come celebrate the start of a new administration with an inauguration of sorts (no tux or ball gown required!)


Wednesday, July 1
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Mr. Mensa 2009
by Mike Whalen
This tongue-in-cheek competition for the coveted title of Mr. Mensa has become an annual tradition. Cheer on your favorite contestants as they show off their talents, physiques, evening wear, and senses of humor. Judges will be selected by raffle. Be aware that the antics may cross the PG-13 border, as the audience at the Birmingham show can attest! After the new king is crowned, stick around for the auction as dates with contestants go to the highest bidder(s). Proceeds from the evening are donated to the Mensa Foundation.


Wednesday, July 1
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Reiki, Healing Touch, etc.
by DD McInerney
A survey of various techniques that help heal by manipulating the body's vital energy (qi/chi, ki, prana, orgone, biofield, or etheric energy). What are their differences, similarities, training, and a bit of theory.


Wednesday, July 1
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Roots and Fruit of The American Cemetery Movement
by Jennie Benford
What makes a cemetery a cemetery and what larger issues lurk within the design and history of these American institutions? Learn and discuss the history of cemeteries in America including their monuments, management, landscape, recordkeeping systems and civic identity. The talk will be much more fun than this write up would lead you to believe and will include use of such words as miasma, effluvia, and Strauchify.


Wednesday, July 1
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Ways to Save Money at the Pharmacy
by Roni Butts
With the cost of health care rising, many people are seeing increasing costs on their prescriptions. One of the most common questions asked at the pharmacy is what can be done to lower these costs? Although there is no quick fix, there are several things that can be done on the individual level to help control costs. This program will provide you with the suggestions I give my patients at the pharmacy.


Wednesday, July 1
10:00 PM - 1:00 AM
Double Deck Cancellation Go-Fish Hearts Tournament
by Beth Weiss
Double Deck Cancellation Go-Fish Hearts is a variation of hearts that uses two decks. The cancellation part means that "matching" a previous card cancels them both out. It has happened that two Aces of Spades cancel each other out and the 2 of Spades ends up taking two Queens. A DDCH tournament is played in two rounds. The winners rom the first round play in the finals; losers play consolation games. It's a tossup as to which type of table is louder.


Wednesday, July 1
11:30 PM - 1:00 AM
Open Filk Song Circle
by W. Randy Hoffman
As at science fiction conventions around the world, we have an 'open filk' song circle here at the AG. Come join the circle, whether you want to sing or just listen; bring an instrument if you have one; and feel free to sing or play about anything at all, not just science fiction or fantasy. Beethoven? Beatles? Tom Lehrer? We celebrate it all!


Wednesday, July 1
11:45 PM - 1:00 AM
Mensa 2009 AG - Group Photograph
by Doug Grosjean
Come as you are (or stay after Mr. Mensa), and join Cirkut photographer Doug Grosjean for the 2009 AG Group Photo. A series of overlapping images will be taken, then seamlessly merged using panoramic stitching software resulting in an image roughly 36" x 6" in size, showing all attendees in a straight row, emulating group photos of a century ago. Every face will be clearly recognizable. For more information, see Doug's presentation on Cirkut group photography listed on Wednesday in the 2009 Mensa AG program. Proofs will be available for viewing on Friday at 4:30 pm - see Friday's programming for details.


Thursday, July 2



Thursday, July 2
7:30 AM - 8:30 AM
Friends of Bill W., Lois, Jimmy K., Rozanne, et al.

For Mensans and guests who are actively practicing any twelve-step program. Not for observers or the curious, please.


Thursday, July 2
7:30 AM - 8:30 AM
NETL's Office of Research and Development
by Charles E. Taylor Ph.D.
The National Energy Technology Laboratory's Office of Research and Development's responsibilities include conducting first-class R&D in clean energy systems that is of critical importance to the Nation. Under ORD, there are Focus Areas designed to provide a nationally-recognized scientific authority and leader in each specific area to formulate and guide the scientific research and technology direction of the on-site research program. The focus areas include: Computational and Basic Sciences; Energy System Dynamics; Geological and Environmental Systems; and Materials Science. These positions are responsible for conceiving, planning, and conducting research using research teams to develop new and innovative approaches for energy and environmental systems.


Thursday, July 2
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
A Woman Plays Football & Other Ways We're All Empowered to Defy Stereotypes
by Julie Beltz
Mensans can all relate to seldom meeting people like ourselves; feeling singled out, even alienated. No matter when we make the realization of being in that 2% minority, we're faced with the task of being understood by the masses. Our ideas reach too far past our language skills; our brainchild is grandiose, trumping our confidence to speak up. Sometimes exhibiting a rarity works in one's favor, but we surprisingly find it surfacing as a disadvantage. Take it from someone who fought a tough audience and won, and learn how to use oddities, quirks, and differences to your advantage, both professionally and personally.


Thursday, July 2
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Adventures in Technology
by Gary Sudin
Learn about some of the latest and most productive technologies, including a notebook with four processors, high definition television, and a solid state hard disk in six pounds; a 22 Megapixel ultra high end single lens reflex camera, capable of high definition video; and a magic box that lets you sing in four part harmony with yourself, in real time. Creative toys!


Thursday, July 2
9:00 AM - 4:00 PM
AMC Meeting

See your American Mensa Committee in action! Be the first to know about policies that affect all American Mensans. All members are welcome to attend and observe.


Thursday, July 2
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Eat, Drink, and Be Merry - Etymologies of Things We Eat and Drink Every Day
by Dave Fortun
You butter your BAGEL, wash it down with a cup of MAXWELL HOUSE coffee, and rush to work. Mid-morning, you pop a DR. PEPPER or a 7-UP, and gulp down a DOUGHNUT. For lunch, you have a WEINER slathered in KETCHUP, with a side of DORITOS. Feeling guilty at dinner, you eat healthy: CAESAR SALAD (with BIBB lettuce) and CANTELOUPE. Evening relapse: NACHOS, BUDWEISER, and DOMINO'S Pizza. Shame on you! And shame on YOU if you miss the chance to learn how these foods and drinks, and others, got their names.


Thursday, July 2
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Ethnogenesis and Movement of European Peoples through History
by Howard Singer
This program traces the origin and movements of the various peoples of Europe and tells where they came from and how they became who they are.


Thursday, July 2
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Images of the Inexplicable Burning Man
by Alice Norman, Ph.D.
Thousands attend the annual Burning Man festival held on a dry lakebed in northwest Nevada's Black Rock Desert. In this inhospitable environment the Burning Man community voluntarily creates a commerce-free city for seven days to entertain, enfold and fulfill its citizens with Theme Camps, original art exhibits and dazzling performances. Radical self-expression and self-sufficiency underpin the philosophy of acceptance, and the sense of community permeates even the most isolated soul.


Thursday, July 2
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Julian Jaynes and Ancient Religion
by Danila Oder
Wherever it is found, the archaeological record of human prehistory suggests that religion pervaded people's lives. We suspect that these people were different from us, but when we try to understand why, we feel baffled. Psychologist Julian Jaynes solves the mystery in his magisterial book, The Origin of Consciousness in the breakdown of the Bicameral Mind. This illustrated talk is a brief presentation of his argument.


Thursday, July 2
10:00 AM - 11:30 AM
Fiendish Armchair Treasure Hunt
by Mike Wolstein
Solve a puzzle (on paper) which requires decoding, using rebuses, not only the names of 12 locations (be they fictitious or real) but also, by using those names, the common theme that ties those places together. Credit is given for solving both requirements. Teams can be from one to 6 people. If team sizes are unbalanced, players may be enlisted from larger teams to even out the team sizes. Note: Two volunteers needed, for helping to run and keep score at the AG. Prior experience with this game very helpful.


Thursday, July 2
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Clean and Speed Up Your Computer
by Gary Sudin
Techniques will be shown to remove temporary files, cookies, history, malware, spyware, adware, worms, and viruses. How to approach a problem, the second "R" repair, and how to use advanced resources and programs for troubleshooting your computer. A handout will minimize note taking.


Thursday, July 2
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Emerging Legal Frontiers
by Jerome J. Ghigliotti, Jr., Esq.
The laws of our land are neither immutable nor impervious to change, but do change as do our society and technology. Our forefathers had nary a thought about air traffic control, information technology, or human cloning, but they did give us a foundation as flexible as needed to answer such emerging questions. No, this will not be a moralistic dissertation, but you will get a view of the ebb and flow of legal issues in 2009. Our judicial system addresses societal questions and evaluates our laws and the opinions emerge as the spring bulbs bloom, each year; though not usually as beautifully.


Thursday, July 2
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
M-LDS SIG Meet & Greet
by Jessica Mathews
"The glory of God is intelligence, or, in other words, light and truth." (Doctrine and Covenants 93:36). Interested in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? Welcome! Already a SIG member? Come on in, let's get to know your shining faces. Open to all. Discussion welcome, bashing prohibited.


Thursday, July 2
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Quality of Life - Do You Have Quality in Your Life or Just Dream About It?
by H. Stanley Jones
Based on the best selling book, Quality of Life: Achieving Balance in an Unbalanced World, this session addresses the challenges of balancing work and personal life with regard to eight important factors: Family, Community, Education, Career, Finances, Health, Leisure and Spirituality. In a car, you get a smoother ride when the wheels are in balance and spokes are of equal length. This is also true of the eight basic factors of life. No matter how committed you may be to any one factor, spokes on the wheel, it is difficult to have a balanced, successful and happy life without integration of all eight.


Thursday, July 2
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Teaching the Nature of Science through Pseudoscience
by Diane Turnshek
Richard Feynman said, "Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself." What can we learn from common scientific misconceptions? Eggs standing on end at the equinox, UFO cults, astrology, the Mayan 2012 doomsday scenario, faked lunar landings, bigfoot and other questionable things discussed in the light.


Thursday, July 2
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Why Open Book Finance?
by Billie Lee
What if you could teach your front-line staff to think like owners? Learn about Open Book Finance, its benefits and risks to see if this innovative approach is right for your organization. Hear some real world examples from a company that made it work. This information session is geared towards entrepreneurs, business owners and managers (also an excellent networking opportunity!)


Thursday, July 2
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Communities First; Citizen Leadership and the New New Deal
by Patrick Clark
As America and the developed world struggle under the strain of what many fear could be the great financial crisis of the 21st century, our greatest resources could come from some unexpected places. One citizen's perspective from the post-post industrial Rust Belt city of champions, Pittsburgh, PA.


Thursday, July 2
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Gee Whiz! How Telemedicine is Coming to a Senior Near You
by Elna Tymes
Newly introduced devices - some introduced at January's Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas - are encouraging more seniors to measure things like blood pressure, pulse, and oxygen intake, at home, sending the results daily to doctors via the Internet so problems can be spotted quickly and without so many doctor visits. This program highlights the state of high tech in terms of helping seniors, and includes descriptions of smart band-aids, wireless implants, chip-based drug therapy, the Apple i-phone that will collect and forward digital data from various medical monitors, smart walkers and wheelchairs, home sensor systems that detect forgotten stoves (for instance) or movement (or lack thereof) around the house.


Thursday, July 2
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
ISPE: A Triple 9 Society Welcomes Mensans
by Carol B. Hoffman
I would like to investigate with the viewers the various relationships shared by Mensa and ISPE. I will begin with a few sentences about my introduction to Mensa, then - ask for others who would like to share their Mensa beginnings. I will do the same for ISPE. I will mention, if not all ready covered, the differences and how they relate and fulfill each other. I will take questions and answers and pass out literature to those who seem interested.


Thursday, July 2
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Solving Cryptic Crosswords
by Fraser Simpson , Mark Danna
Learn how to solve cryptic crosswords, the wordplay-packed cousins of regular crosswords. If you like anagrams, homophones and other language tricks, you're sure to enjoy this entertaining style of puzzle, which is the standard British-style crossword. We'll talk about the eight basic types of clues and try our hand at solving a special cryptic crossword designed for novices. Please bring a pen or pencil. The workshop leader is Fraser Simpson, creator of the Saturday cryptic crossword for a national Canadian newspaper for the past 15 years.


Thursday, July 2
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Stroke
by Megan McHugh
Stroke is one of the leading causes of disability and death in the US today, costing billions in lost productivity and health care. Come and learn about the different types of stroke, what the signs, symptoms, and risk factors are, and what treatments are available today. Current research will be covered if time permits. Come and learn what you need to know to keep stroke from stopping you!


Thursday, July 2
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Trading In Turbulent Times: Musings From The Foxhole
by Philippe C. Burke
A portfolio manager shares his views on trading, risk management, investment biases, the economic environment, and the road ahead.


Thursday, July 2
12:00 PM - 2:30 PM
Vocabulary Quiz
by De Freshwater , Colleen Baltis , Alan Baltis
Vocabulary Quiz - For lexiphiles, wordsmiths and dictionary mavens - test your knowledge. Match up with people when you arrrive or come as a team of five (add a kid under 18 - not yet out of high school - for a sixth member).


Thursday, July 2
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
A Visit to your Past, a Visit to your Future
by Phil Plottel
Clean up your cluttered mental attic by understanding the relationship between your conscious and unconscious mind.


Thursday, July 2
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
AGroovin' in Motown - A 2010 AG Preview
by The 2010 AG Committee
Who's the genius who picked Detroit? American Mensa and Mensa Canada, that's who! Join us to find out why we are enamoured with the Big D, and what to expect at this Joint Annual Gathering - the 50th Anniversary Celebration of Mensa in North America! You won't want to miss it!


Thursday, July 2
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Basic Origami or How To Make a Wish Come True
by CJ Ardash
If you make a thousand cranes, your wish will come true, or so some say. While this class won't teach you how to make 1,000 origami cranes, it will teach you how to make a crane, or even how to make 4 from 1 piece of paper, along with frogs, boxes, and other cool toys. Origami paper will be provided.


Thursday, July 2
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Brains and Beauty: Raise your Beauty IQ
by Pamela Jeschonek , Trebor LeFebvre Whearty
Mensan glamour experts share their beauty and fashion secrets. Topics include: If I'm So Smart Why Can't I Dress Myself?, Highbrow Eyebrows, Tips To Raise Your Beauty IQ, AG Glam Goes Green... and so much more! Join us for this fast paced, upbeat seminar followed by Q&A.


Thursday, July 2
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Let's Write: Mini Workshop for Poets and Non-poets
by Beth O'Kain Kilbane
Always wanted to write a poem? For non-writers to established poets, this mini workshop is structured to provide a stimulating environment and writing exercise to prompt the creation of an original poem. This is an interactive working session, introducing basic poetry concepts, facilitating an exercise to prompt the writing of a poem, and then voluntary sharing and discussion of participants' draft poems. The focus of the workshop will be on the creation and discussion of original work created by participants during the session. Come ready to create!


Thursday, July 2
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
M&M's Appalachian Trail Adventure
by Dawn Hamilton (M&M)
On March 17, 2007 M&M (aka Dawn Hamilton) struck out on what would be the biggest adventure of her life. Hiking the 2,174 miles of the Appalachian Trail had been a dream for many years, and 2007 was picked as her 50th birthday present. She took a leave of absence from work and bought a one way ticket to Georgia. Six months later on September 17th, on top of Mount Katahdin in Maine, she completed her journey. Come see her pictures, see some of her gear, and hear about her Northerly trek from Georgia to Maine.


Thursday, July 2
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Son of the Creature from Estee Lauder
by Don Grace
Mensans Geena Davis, James Woods, Alan Rachins, and others have featured in some strange cinema offerings, such as Earth Girls Are Easy, Videodrome, Vampires, Transylvania 6-5000, The Fly, Scary Movie 3, Beetlejuice, and, just possibly the strangest and most bizarre of them all, Leave It To Beaver. Celebrate and pay homage to movie Mensans and their weirder films with clips and still pictures from these and others.


Thursday, July 2
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
The Alexander Technique: What You Think is What You Do
by Lisa Levinson
The Alexander Technique is a clear, systematic process for observing and changing our thought and movement habits. By becoming aware of what we do, and using Alexander's priciples to change, our thinking can become clearer and movement easier and more pleasurable. The Alexander Technique is studied by performing artists, athletes, movement educators, people suffering from stress or chronic pain, public speakers, and many more. Awareness of the Alexander Technique has grown recently due to a British Medical Journal report which endorsed this work as being extremely effective as a treatment for lower back pain.


Thursday, July 2
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
The Triple Nine Society Meet And Mingle
by Lynn McLeod
Come and meet the members of the Triple Nine Society, an organization for those with an IQ at or above the 99.9th percentile. We have several active online discussion groups, a bi-monthly journal, Vidya, and some local groups in larger metropolitan areas.


Thursday, July 2
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Twelve Times YOUR Lawyer May NOT be on YOUR Side!
by Russell Waters
Dealing with lawyers can be tricky. Hopefully your interests will largely coinside, but NO ONE should hire or work with a lawyer without an understanding of where their interests and obligations may not be in line with yours! Failure to understand can cost you much more than money!


Thursday, July 2
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
High Tea

The William Penn proudly offers its elegant tea service to attendees of the 2009 Annual Gathering. This event is well-known around the region and with tea aficionados for its knowledgeable servers; loose-leaf teas kept remarkably hot; and delicate, beautiful and delicious edibles served in a stunning Baroque atmosphere. Please note that, as a "high tea" event, this is an excuse to wear your finery! Very casual attire - such as shorts and T-shirts - is not appropriate. So let's see your fancy duds! Tickets are required for this event.


Thursday, July 2
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Joel Huddleston Memorial Sudoku Tournament - Start
by Adam Smargon
This speed-based tournament has two rounds. There will be a warm-up puzzle (which will not count for the tournament) before official tournament play begins. The opening round consists of five standard (9x9) Sudoku puzzles. They may be completed in any order, and players are permitted to go back and forth between puzzles. The five astest players to correctly finish these five puzzles move on to the finals, on Friday at 4:30 PM.


Thursday, July 2
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Madagascar in Sights and Sounds
by Wally Mastropaolo
Madagascar is a land that few Americans have visited. My step daughter and her husband were Peace Corps volunteers there, and we traveled with them throughout the island for three weeks in 2007. I will present some of the sights and sounds of our untourist visit to this wonderful and exotic island. A brief background of the fascinating history, flora, fauna and geology of Madagascar will also be presented.


Thursday, July 2
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Prehistoric Pottery Making
by Andrea Keller
The program will include an overview of the prehistory of the Upper Ohio Valley and Grave Creek Mound, a prehistoric Native American burial mound dating to 250-150 B.C. This introduction to local prehistory will be followed by a hands-on foray into pottery making.


Thursday, July 2
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Raising Money for Fun and (Non)Profit
by Joan Vitek Hiller, PhD
Your daughter's soccer team needs $2,000 for a tournament trip; your civic group needs $4,000 for its summer project. Where do you find money in this tough economy? Come take a look at the different ways to raise money -- get ideas and choose the most effective ideas for your group! We'll look at types of fundraising, return on investment, and how to plan so you don't keep hitting the same people for support again and again.


Thursday, July 2
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Return of the Creature from Estee Lauder
by Don Grace
The unofficial history of weird movies, a celebration in stills and clips of some of the best, worst, and weirdest that Hollywood and lesser-known places have produced, from 1907's The Haunted Hotel to 2005's The Naked Monster, with stops along the way for some reefer madness, Japanese flying turtles, sex hygiene, a plan from outer space, Jack Nicholson's dentist, giant killer bunny rabbits, meat loaf, ABBA turd, and the splitting of the beer atom. And it all finishes with a song!


Thursday, July 2
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Selecting Jewelry: Becoming an Educated Buyer
by Joseph Haber
This presentation will provide a background in jewelry terminology, myths and misconceptions about gems and jewelry, scams, and tips for buying jewelry. Attendees will leave with a better understanding of the gem and jewelry industry and more confidence when purchasing gems and jewelry. At the end of the talk, lecture notes will be distributed.


Thursday, July 2
3:00 PM - 4:30 PM
Swinging. Even Teens Can Do It!
by Don Jacobs
That's right, you can swing even if you're below the age of consent. In fact you don't even need to get your parents' permission. Believe it. You can be wrapped in someone's willing arms within minutes and be perfectly respectable doing it. Don's been teaching it for years and now he's going to get you to follow in his footsteps. You'll even be able to do it in public. Of course we're talking about dance. What were you thinking? Swing dancing - it's for everyone, and it's loads of fun. WARNING: Don's dance classes are always a sellout so don't miss it! (NOTE: This session is for members of the TeenSIG ONLY!)


Thursday, July 2
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Vampires in Folklore and Fiction
by Fraser Sherman
Where and how did belief in vampires start? How does the vampire of folklore differ from fiction? How has the vampire developed over the past 200 years in plays, novels, movies and comic books? A tour of vampire history from its East European routes through Stoker, Rice and Meyer.


Thursday, July 2
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
WebHeads SIG
by Dan Tobias
An informal session of people involved in developing Web sites to exchange hints, tips, and ideas, and seek and receive help for their Web problems. All levels from newbie to super-geek welcome! The WebHeads SIG can be found at www.m-webheads.org.


Thursday, July 2
4:30 PM - 6:30 PM
Annual Business Meeting

You're an American Mensan and you want to know what is happening with YOUR organization. Come to the ABM and hear reports from the Chairman, Treasurer and Executive Director of American Mensa, and the President of the Mensa Foundation. All members are urged to participate in the Annual Business Meeting, where they have a voice and vote.


Thursday, July 2
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Friends of Bill W., Lois, Jimmy K., Rozanne, et al.

For Mensans and guests who are actively practicing any twelve-step program. Not for observers or the curious, please.


Thursday, July 2
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
GenX SIG Meet & Greet
by GenX SIG
In case you missed Wednesday's Meet & Greet, this is a second opportunity for Mensans born between within the GenX range of 1961'1981 to get the scoop on what we're doing at the AG. Find out where the parties are, who's going, and what events we're involved in. As well as finding out about what's going on during the AG, you will hear about how to stay connected and involved after the AG is over. If you attended Wednesday's Meet & Greet feel free to come to this as well. While you may hear some of the same introductions, you'll be able to get updates to activities and see some new faces.


Thursday, July 2
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
How Many Doors Does it Take to Win?
by James Hiller
In this era of carefully-scripted, media savvy political figures, is there room for someone who says what he means and means what he says? Yes! Learn how one man won his City Council seat with straightforward talk, down-to-earth logic, and lots (and lots) of legwork. Learn the strategy behind his campaign and how he got the message out clearly, despite the mud-throwing by his opponent's supporters. Get advice for creating your own campaign.


Thursday, July 2
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
How to Better Understand your Strengths and Leverage Them
by Sam Maniar, Ph.D.
Successful people today possess a blend of technical skills, intellect, and interpersonal effectiveness. Having accurate and objective information about yourself can help you better position yourself in your career. PRADCO has been in the business of assessing people's strengths and weaknesses since 1955. Recently, they have taken their innovative approach to measurement and applied it to individuals who are interested in learning how to leverage their strengths. This session will discuss this new assessment process (iPRADCO) and how individuals from various backgrounds are using the assessment results to impact the success they are having in business and life.


Thursday, July 2
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
New Seven Wonders of the World - Behind the Scenes
by Charlie Bruce , Terry Graham
Last year we gave the facts and figures about the New Seven Wonders of the World, announced on 07/07/07, all of which we visited over previous years. Now we take you behind the scenes with a slide show of the tours we took to visit them and the sites of most of the original seven. Tahiti to Peru, Lisbon to Buenos Aires, around the Mediterranean, and more.


Thursday, July 2
4:30 PM - 6:00 PM
Single Deck Cut-Throat Pinochle
by Bill Kuyper
There will be three rounds of three hands each. You do not need a partner. Seating will be randomly selected at the beginning of the Tournament and again after each three hand round. This is Cut-Throat Pinochle using a three card Kitty and bidding starting at 20 with a Stick the Dealer rule. There is no Partner to yell at or namby-pamby passing cards. Prior play experience is required. Score cards, rules and Melt Value Sheets will be provided.


Thursday, July 2
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Ubiquitous Internet: Connected Everywhere, All the Time
by Alan Baltis
The Internet continues to grow, making ever more of mankind's accumulated data available to everyone with a connection and a web browser. Vehicles for the capture and dissemination of near-real-time information continue to mature and spread. The availability of ever-cheaper laptops, ever-more-capable cell phones, and the blanketing of our world with signal via wires and a vast spectrum of waves has made it that we can be connected, all the time, everywhere we go. We'll discuss this Brave New World - technologies, evolving laws, privacy concerns, generational aspects. How best to live as a social animal in this amazing hyperconnected world?


Thursday, July 2
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Zen Meditation
by Gary Crouth
What is being in the present moment? During this very informal introduction to Zen meditation you will receive instruction on how to meditate in the Soto Zen tradition. Then you will put this instruction into practice as we will meditate together for a short period of time. Finally, you will have the opportunity to discuss your experience and explore questions.


Thursday, July 2
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Amateur Radio
by Mike McInerney , Ross McInerney , Ian McInerney
Ham radio provides the broadest and most powerful wireless communications capability available to any private citizen anywhere in the world. Discuss the history of ham radio, including technological advances. The Amateur Radio Service frequency bands are the place on the usable radio spectrum where you as an individual can develop and experiment with wireless communications. Hams not only can make and modify their own equipment, but can create whole new ways to do things.


Thursday, July 2
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Challenges Facing Older Cities
by Councilman William Peduto
Older American cities face similar problems, including aging infrastructure and outdated tax models. These challenges may be obstacles but they are also opportunities for a rebirth.


Thursday, July 2
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
CSI TV Programs - How True are They to the Real World of Forensic Science?
by Cyril H. Wecht, M.D., J.D.
As any primetime TV viewer knows, the 'CSI' craze has been enjoying more than its proverbial 15 minutes of fame. This forensic phenomenon has embedded itself in the imaginations of novelists and screenwriters, journalists and producers. In courtrooms across America, criminal and civil attorneys are increasingly encountering the effects of this heightened awareness of forensic science in terms of increased juror expectations. With the dramatic, ongoing success of television programs involving forensics, networks rely on scientific methodology to engage and expand their audiences. The essential theatrical ingredient for attracting viewers is telling good stories with seeming realism. However, in enhancing drama and creating suspense, the temptation is to lose focus on hard facts.


Thursday, July 2
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Euchre Tutorial
by Beth Weiss , John Massura
A fast-playing game, where jacks are high and a bid means you're committing to take three tricks out of the five available. We will explain play and use oversized cards to show some of the finer points of the game.


Thursday, July 2
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
In Search of a Theory of Everything
by Ira Z. Rothstein, PhD
Dr. Ira Rothstein, professor of physics at CMU, will discuss progress in finding a "theory of everything." Such a theory would unite two of the triumphs of 20th century physics: quantum mechanics and general relativity. He will discuss the leading candidate for such a theory based on superstrings and discuss various aspects of its verifiability.


Thursday, July 2
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
M-Atheists SIG Meet & Greet

The M-Atheists SIG is an active online discussion group with 625 members. Stop by to meet some of your fellow critical thinkers in person. Do believers have a greater sense of community than we do? We don't think so! Visit our group for lively discussion. You can join us online at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/M-Atheists/


Thursday, July 2
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Mean Streets: The Life of an Urban Police Detective
by Nicholas Tomlin
Mean Streets: The Life of an Urban Police Detective is a collection of stories and assorted musings from a former narcotics and homicide detective. The presenter will discuss his unique experiences in this field and then open the floor to questions from attendees.


Thursday, July 2
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM
Carnelli Tournament
by Colleen Baltis
Carnelli is a game of titles - a little like Charades, a little like Ghost, and a lot like free association. Carnelli requires no materials or props; players only need quickwittedness, a good memory, and an acquaintance with modern culture. Carnelli is played in a circle. The first person gives a title; the next responds with a title connected to the first one, and so on around the circle. If a player fails to give a valid response in the time allotted, he/she is out. As the game progresses, the time gets shorter. The last player to survive is the winner - the quickest-witted of them all. Cleveland M Colleen Baltis is your timekeeper/judge.


Thursday, July 2
7:00 PM - 11:00 PM
Hash Run with the Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
by Moon, KGB and Swamp Bitch
It only takes half a mind to hash, so this interlude is for everyone needing to save their higher brain function for the rest of the weekend. Moon, KGB and Swamp Bitch will lead you on a unique tour of Pittsburgh. We'll have a brief "primer," then go. Beer will flow at points along the trail and we will end at an eatery. You need your running shoes, money for dinner and a sense of humor. We count our progress in "beer checks," not in miles. Leave your competitive spirit and bring cab fare if you plan to leave early.


Thursday, July 2
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
BurningMan SIG
by Alice Norman, Ph.D.
Burning Man? Naked people? Hippies with altered consciousness? Drunken orgies? Why do thousands of people go to the northern Nevada desert and cavort in the wind and dust? The BurningMan SIG invites you to learn what Mensans see and do in Black Rock City.


Thursday, July 2
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Speed Networking
by Fatinma Olaleye , Steel City Dating
Have you been wondering what speed networking is all about? Fatinma Olaleye will facilitate a speed networking session to give you the opportunity to meet 10 or more Mensans, share ideas, and get to know potential new friends. Get to know others in a friendly and accepting environment. Sound like Speed Dating? The process is similar, but this is for EVERYONE, whether you are single, married or somewhere in between. Just come and have fun and meet your fellow AG attendees. "First come, first served" for space reasons - bring a pen and paper if possible!


Thursday, July 2
7:30 PM - 9:30 PM
The 2009 Great Mensa Talent Show
by Daniel Gilmore
Everyone has a talent; what's yours? Do you sing? Dance? Juggle anvils? Play a musical instrument? Tell funny jokes? The 2009 Great Mensa Talent Show is looking for you. Bring your performance art to the AG stage Thursday night and amaze or amuse your fellow Mensans with an act no longer than four minutes and suitable for family viewing. Note: pre-registration is required.


Thursday, July 2
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
The Human Comedy
by Vanda Mikoloski
Stand-up about the Ridiculous Reality of Being. Intimate, hysterical, irreverent reverence! Referencing wisdom, knowledge & nonsense from "What the Bleep," "The Secret," Eckhart Tolle, Ram Das, Alan Watts, Byron Katie, Robert Anton Wilson, Tom Robbins, Ramana Maharshi, Werner Erhardt, Socrates, AA, yoga, meditation, "channels" & LA traffic, Vanda brings both ahas & hahas to the stage -questioning our P.O.V. about our P.O.V. and marveling at the human predicament - illuminating spiritual principles & transformational distinctions like fireworks.


Thursday, July 2
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
The Use of Canines for Lost People
by Joe Pomposelli
The use of canines in locating the lost person, with a brief overview of scent.


Thursday, July 2
7:30 PM - 9:30 PM
The Werewolves of the Mensa AG
by Ed You , Viki Kind
By night, werewolves kill off villagers. By day, enraged villagers kill off suspected werewolves. (But oops; sometimes they mistakenly kill off "innocent villagers.") "Werewolf" requires observation, deduction, and a lot of bold-faced lying. Who will prevail: the werewolves or the villagers? One fun-filled game takes 15-20 minutes. Then it repeats. Newbies are always welcomed. (Werewolf is similar to, but better than, "Mafia.") The village includes: 2-4 Werewolves, ordinary Villagers, and an assortment of special villagers with special abilities (e.g. Cupid, the Lovers, the Hunter, the Silversmith, the Witch, the Seer, and some politicians). Also, check in for unscheduled impromptu sessions.


Thursday, July 2
7:30 PM - 10:30 PM
Trivia Challenge
by Lion Rowley , Barbara Bradley
Everyone gets a list of questions with various point values assigned. As people arrive, each is assigned a player number. Player number one can attempt to answer any question. If correct, he gets the points assigned to that question and that question is taken out of play. If incorrect, the question remains in play. Player two can choose any question still in play. Play cycles through all the player numbers over and over until time runs out or all questions are answered (Ha!). The winner gets the most prized possession of any Mensan, bragging rights.


Thursday, July 2
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
U. F. O. S. (Ugandan Friends of Smitty)
by Michael "Smitty" Smith
This talk will provide an overview of the history of Uganda from the rule of Idi Amin to the present. We will then discuss how historical events have impacted the lives of Ugandans and, the issues confronting Uganda today. We welcome our special Ugandan guests to this talk, to Pittsburgh, and to the United States.


Thursday, July 2
9:30 PM - 12:30 AM
Duchre (Duplicate Euchre)
by John Massura
Teams (N/S, E/W) play predealt hands to determine whose skills are better at Euchre. Experience necessary. Those needing Partners will be paired up if possible.


Thursday, July 2
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Filk Concert by Randy Hoffman
by W. Randy Hoffman
A capella 'filk' singer/songwriter Randy Hoffman regales you with his melodies of the fantastic and unusual, including such popular standbys as 'Perky Goth,' 'Space Tourist,' and 'Naked Mole Rat,' as well as classics by other filk composers. The Sirius Cybernetics Auto-Musico says, 'Listen and enjoy!'


Thursday, July 2
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Fishbowl
by Alan Baltis , Colleen Baltis
An opportunity to take part in a group discussion on human sexuality and related topics. To create an environment of trust and to foster frankness the doors to the room will be locked 15 minutes after we begin. Please be on time. Confidentiality and discretion are a must!


Thursday, July 2
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Intertel Meet and Greet
by Linda Woodhead
Intertel is a high-IQ society for those who have scored at or above the 99th percentile on a standardized IQ test. Intertel nurtures a sense of camaraderie among members and provides opportunities for them to communicate and express their unique views. Founded in 1966, Intertel currently has about 1,300 members in thirty countries. Current members are invited to meet their fellow members. Potential members are invited to meet us and learn about joining.


Thursday, July 2
9:30 PM - 3:00 AM
Late Night Poker
by Java Joe Haber
The committee for the AM/FM AG has graciously provided a dedicated poker room each night from 9:30 pm until 3 am. Java Joe Haber will be running the poker room. This year four tables will be available and poker chips will be provided for each table. Two tables will be reserved for serious (real money) poker games and the other two tables will be available on a first-come basis for either serious poker or "just play money" poker. Sign-up sheets for each table will be posted at 8 pm in the poker room.


Thursday, July 2
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Mollusks on your Planet and in your Backyard
by Timothy A. Pearce
Mollusks, the second largest animal phylum in numbers of species (100,000 species), is the most diverse in terms of body plan ' the radula tells us they are related. Hold examples of the 5 more common (of 8) classes (snail, clam, octopus, chiton, tusk shell). Topics include how they grow (including clockwise and counterclockwise coiling), our freshwater mussel treasures and efforts to prevent their extinction, and my research focus, land snails, including the smallest land snail in North America (Punctum minutissimum). Bring mystery shells from your collection and try to stump this snail expert from the Carnegie Museum of Natural History.


Thursday, July 2
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Party at Sea - Mensa Cruise to Panama, Costa Rica and Belize
by Charlie Bruce , Terry Graham
Last February, Hell's M's sponsored a Party at Sea cruise in the Caribbean. We didn't make it to Panama as planned but we still had a fun time. Join us to relive the memories and discuss future plans.


Thursday, July 2
11:30 PM - 1:00 AM
Open Filk Song Circle
by W. Randy Hoffman
As at science fiction conventions around the world, we have an 'open filk' song circle here at the AG. Come join the circle, whether you want to sing or just listen; bring an instrument if you have one; and feel free to sing or play about anything at all, not just science fiction or fantasy. Beethoven? Beatles? Tom Lehrer? We celebrate it all!


Thursday, July 2
11:30 PM - 1:30 AM
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
by Cincinnati Area Mensa
A viewing of a cult classic. Come do the time warp and laugh with fellow Mensans.


Friday, July 3



Friday, July 3
7:30 AM - 8:30 AM
Friends of Bill W., Lois, Jimmy K., Rozanne, et al.

For Mensans and guests who are actively practicing any twelve-step program. Not for observers or the curious, please.


Friday, July 3
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
An Introduction to Mandarin Chinese
by Scott C. Zimmerman
Come get an introduction to Mandarin Chinese! We will examine pronunciation, vocabulary, numbers, counting, and the basic techniques of writing characters. We will also discuss the cultures of mainland China and Taiwan, including some history, landmarks, and events.


Friday, July 3
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Christian Mensan Meet & Greet
by Martha Holley Jones
Nearly 50% of all Mensans claim to be Christians. Take some time out of your busy conference schedule to connect with Christian Mensans and others who are concerned with serving the kingdom in Jesus' name.


Friday, July 3
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Cribbage Tutorial
by Emily Taylor
Explanation and strategies of playing the game. Only ability needed is counting to 31.


Friday, July 3
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
I'm Doing the Best I Can!: Mental Health and Underachievement
by Lynn McLeod
There are many reasons for underachievement among the highly intelligent. We will focus on information on the psychological limitations that create difficulties for us, such as ADD/ADHD, Asperger's syndrome, mood disorders such as bipolar and depression, and traumatic brain injury. The presentation will include coping strategies for those who experience these limitations and ideas for parents and loved ones.


Friday, July 3
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Introduction to Handwriting Analysis
by Danila Oder
The way your brain unconsciously tells your hand muscles to move reflects both permanent and transient personal qualities. Learn some basics of handwriting analysis, with examples from ordinary people, the highly intelligent, and criminals. For information on the system I use, see www.brainprints.com .


Friday, July 3
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Life Members Meet & Greet
by Howard Prince , Heather Miller Poirier
Attention all Life Members! Come to the Life Member Meet & Greet to socialize with fellow Mensans who have also made the lifelong commitment to American Mensa.


Friday, July 3
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
LocSecs Meet & Greet
by Elissa Rudolph
An opportunity for Local Secretaries/Presidents of local groups to meet one another and share stories of challenges and accomplishments. The forum of the Meet & Greet forges a bond among those who deal with similar issues, no matter what area of the country they call home. Slight structure to get the conversation started, then the attendees take over.


Friday, July 3
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
New and Social Media: What Is It, How Is It Made and Why Does It Matter?
by Justin Kownacki
In the past 5 years, the internet has seen an explosion of blogs, podcasts, social networks and other "user-generated content" that's reshaping the way the world communicates and processes information. But who's creating this media, what makes it "new" or "social," and why will the world's understanding of itself -- and our relationships to one another -- never be the same again?


Friday, July 3
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Testing And Admissions Overview
by Paige Faulkner
The Admissions program is the lifeblood of membership growth for American Mensa. Changes in the testing program and changes in marketing and demographic research make this a vitally important topic for all local groups. We'll talk about recruiting and training proctors and how to make your testing program a source of new members and new revenue for your local group.


Friday, July 3
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
The Mensa Foundation: Making A Difference
by Greg Timmers , Jill Beckham
Join Foundation President, Greg Timmers and Foundation Director, Jill Beckham for an information packed program on the Mensa Education and Research Foundation. Learn how The Foundation is making a difference in the areas of scholarships, research, education and awards.


Friday, July 3
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
When Exceptional IQ Doesn't Equal Exceptional Happiness: Issues and Options
by Dave Wheitner, M.S., M.A.
Many believe that a high IQ automatically leads to a highly fulfilling life. Don't smart people usually get what they want: fun jobs, financial wealth, meaningful relationships? Not always. Blending several disciplines, we'll outline barriers to fulfillment that highly intelligent people commonly face, and introduce some options for addressing them.


Friday, July 3
10:00 AM - 4:00 PM
Mensa Marketplace

We've invited Mensa members who are crafters to bring hand-made goods to the AG - a Mensa-only craft show. Here's an opportunity to find unique items made by your fellow Ms, perhaps some unique gifts, and to support the craft community within Mensa. For our craft makers, it's a wonderful, low stress opportunity to show off to Mensa friends and family members. Some members will be offering their work for sale for the first time at the AG.


Friday, July 3
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Alternative Dispute Resolution: Dere Go Da Judge!
by Martin Blumsack
Has the anger and blood-lust cooled to the point where you can put aside fantasies of revenge and retribution, and consider the costs (temporal, financial, and emotional) and dangers (you could lose) of going to court? Alternatives to traditional litigation for resolving disputes are gaining ever-increasing popularity, from the least adversarial (negotiation, mediation) at one end of the alternative dispute resolution (ADR) continuum through arbitration at the other. This presentation will characterize the different types of ADR, then go into detail regarding the major styles of mediation (facilitative, transformative, evaluative), the process of mediation, and the role of the mediator.


Friday, July 3
10:30 AM - 12:00 PM
Cribbage Tournament
by Emily Taylor
Three round tournament, for experienced players only.


Friday, July 3
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Effective Delegation
by Debra Reiger
Is it hard for you to let go of tasks and projects in your Mensa or work life, even though you know you should be delegating? Do you wonder when and how closely to follow up? Join this workshop to learn some good practices and share your successes and challenges.


Friday, July 3
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
LocSec Basics
by Elissa Rudolph
This workshop delves into the mysteries and miseries of being a LocSec. Whether the chapter is small, medium or large, most of the challenges are similar. This discussion shares the wisdom of veteran LocSecs with enthusiastic new officers. Each segment gains from this cross-pollinating effect.


Friday, July 3
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Near Death Experiences 101
by Dan Punzak
If we can think and see when your brain is not functioning as evidenced by a monitor, this requires a revolutionary concept of consciousness. Evidence supporting this concept from studies on NDEs will be presented as well as how NDErs lives were changed after their NDE. Other phenomena during NDEs and related topics such as After Death Communication (ADCs) and Nearing Death Awareness (NDAs or death bed visions) will also be discussed.


Friday, July 3
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Proctors Meet & Greet
by Paige Faulkner
Open to all proctors, proctors in training and testing coordinators, this session will go over some of the ins and outs of the testing program and will allow lots of time for Q&A.


Friday, July 3
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Region 3 Meet & Greet
by Betsy Y. Mark
Region 3 RVC Betsy Mark will host a meet & greet for Mensa members and guests from the Great Lakes and Ohio Valley Region.


Friday, July 3
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Russia Today - Friend or Foe?
by Russell Waters
A look at Russia today through pictures, stories, history and current events. What should Americans know about Russia's past and how it affects the Russian mindset today? Does Western media treat Russia fairly? What are our differences and where can we work together? Should the United States fear the New Russia?


Friday, July 3
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
The First Invasion from Mars
by Phil Klass
Forty years after H.G. Wells's The War of the Worlds (1898), Orson Welles's Mercury Theater Players did a radio version (1938). A nationwide panic followed. Some demanded arms to repel Martian invaders; some believed that Judgment Day had finally come. Wellラwhy? Why such panic when people had been listening to horrifically scary radio broadcasts for almost two decades by this time? What were Americans of 1938 so afraid of that they fled madly into the Halloween night? Andラafter the world had laughed its head off at the fear-crazed Americansラdid the same event happen anywhere else? Againラwhy?


Friday, July 3
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
The Sierra Club: Battles Won and Lost During the Past 117 Years
by Wally Mastropaolo
For the past 117 years the Sierra Club has fought to save the last wild places on earth as well as the ecosystems that we all are a part. Accompany me on this journey to explore the history of this most venerable of American conservation organizations. Interspersed throughout this program will be scenes from National Parks from all parts of the United States.


Friday, July 3
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
What A Long Strange Trip It's Been: The Story of RoadTripAmerica.com
by Megan Edwards
RoadTripAmerica.com was born on Valentine's Day, 1996, making it the oldest roadtrip-related site on the Web. The last 13 years have been a roller coaster ride for founders Mark Sedenquist and Megan Edwards, bringing them adventures across the continent, coverage in print media from the Los Angeles Times to People magazine, numerous radio and television appearances, the publication of two books, and a world-wide audience. In addition to chronicling the oh-so-slightly nutty history of RTA, Megan provides tips for aspiring writers and hilarious images from her latest book, 'Caution: Funny Signs Ahead.'


Friday, July 3
12:00 PM - 1:30 PM
Awards Luncheon

Celebrate the accomplishments of Mensa members and Local Groups at our awards luncheon. Awards presented will include the Publications Recognition Program, membership awards and Group of the Year. Tickets are required for the lunch; however, some seating will be available in the back of the room for observers who are not participating in the lunch.


Friday, July 3
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Brainteasers from the Mensa Page-a-Day Puzzle Calendar
by Mark Danna , Fraser Simpson
Match wits with veteran puzzlemakers Mark Danna and Fraser Simpson, the new co-writers of the long-running Mensa Page-a-Day Puzzle Calendar. These puzzle guys will describe what makes various puzzles fun and fair and will present some posers to give your brain an entertaining workout. Bring a sharp pencil and a sharper mind.


Friday, July 3
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Getting the Science Right
by Diane Turnshek
Editors are crying for hard-SF, but new writers tend to shy away from writing it, afraid they don't have the proper background. Diane will give science fiction writers the latest scoop on rocket propulsions, space elevator technology, time travel, robotics, parallel universes, trends in weapons and communication systems, flying cars , exo-solar planetary research and other cutting edge science topics, including how to build believable aliens.


Friday, July 3
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Introduction to Nanotechnology: Much Ado About Nano
by Frank Dolinar
Nearly everyone who watches the news or reads newspapers or magazines has heard the word "Nanotechnology," yet few understand what nanotechnology it is or isn't. What's all the excitement (and controversy) about? This emerging discipline is a set of technologies for precise engineering at the molecular scale to produce materials, objects, and devices with broad applications. This introductory program will examine nanotech's basic concepts and growing capabilities.


Friday, July 3
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Naked Idealism: Self-Empowerment for the Smart & Socially Conscious
by Dave Wheitner, M.S., M.A.
If we spend more time than the average person pondering the world's problems, it's easy to become overwhelmed ' and perhaps even become part of the problems. How can we begin to take a more results-focused and optimistic approach to creating the sustainable, just and peaceful life and world we want? Regardless of your particular cause, you'll take away some useful tips.


Friday, July 3
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Oldtime Fiddling in Kentucky and the Upland South
by Nikos Pappas
Using live performance and informal lecture, this presentation will describe the history and dissemination of oldtime fiddling in the American South through an emphasis on Kentucky traditions. Included will be a discussion of musical repertory and types of tunes, tuning and retuning the instrument, venues for performance, notable musicians, and many other aspects of fiddle culture and its practitioners.


Friday, July 3
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Vanity Pressings -- A Selection
by Fruma Klass
A compilation of wonderful sentences culled from books whose authors paid for publication by some vanity presses (now often called "self-publishing"). You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll....


Friday, July 3
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
American Mensa Online: Tools, Tricks, And Tips
by Howard Prince , Bryan McKinley
Join us for an up close look at American Mensa's primary Web sites. We'll highlight our newest services for members and groups. Along the way, we'll sneak peek upcoming functionality, we'll take your thoughts about improving our Web Services, and we'll answer questions you may have about our Web sites or Web hosting.


Friday, July 3
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Conservation of the Eastern Hellbender
by Joe Greathouse
Presentation will be a discussion of the natural history, conservation concerns, and current work that is being done to protect the Eastern Hellbender, the largest salamander in North America.


Friday, July 3
1:30 PM - 4:00 PM
Friendly Duplicate Bridge
by Ed Becker , Steve Burnham
This will be a non-sanctioned duplicate bridge tournament, where the idea is to have fun. Bring your partner, or we will try to match individual players where possible. Come and give duplicate bridge a try, where you don't have to hold all the good cards to win!


Friday, July 3
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
M-Atheists SIG Meet & Greet

The M-Atheists SIG is an active online discussion group with 625 members. Stop by to meet some of your fellow critical thinkers in person. Do believers have a greater sense of community than we do? We don't think so! Visit our group for lively discussion. You can join us online at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/M-Atheists/


Friday, July 3
1:30 PM - 4:00 PM
Make a Paper Porcupine Ball Ornament
by Sue Spiese
Fun manipulating paper to create an old-style German Christmas ornament, limited to 25 participants. Some scissors will be available but please bring your own, if at all possible. Any size smaller than shears will suffice.


Friday, July 3
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Nanotech Intermediate: "Indistinguishable from Magic"
by Frank Dolinar
The late Sir Arthur C. Clarke said, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Nanotechnology seems like magic or science fiction. It's like a pun you have to think about more than once before you get it. For over 20 years, I have been continuously challenged to understand the latest nanotech news and its implications. This substantially revised session examines the current state of nanotech, its interdisciplinary approach, recent developments in Materials, Energy, Computers & Electronics, and Medicine, and how it will affect our daily lives in the near future. The future is coming sooner than you think. Don't blink!


Friday, July 3
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Red Beets and Horseradish
by Robert A. Wagner
"Red Beets and Horseradish" is a performance/dialogue featuring acoustic guitar, voice, original songs and spoken word, evoking the experiences of immigrant families in the Monongahela Valley many decades after their arrival in America, contrasting expectations with realities and altered expectations with changed realities. (The City of Duquesne, for example, is said to be the first city in the world to have its McDonald's close due to lack of business.) The title alludes to a traditional dish served at Easter, red beets representing the "blood of our Lord" and horseradish the "bitterness of His suffering."


Friday, July 3
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Region 5 Meet & Greet

The Region 5 RVC will host a meet & greet for Mensa members and guests from the South East Region.


Friday, July 3
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Region 9 Meet & Greet

The Region 9 RVC will host a meet & greet for Mensa members and guests from the Far West Region.


Friday, July 3
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
RG Registration: Easy, Painless & Fun for Registrars and Their Volunteers
by Betsy Y. Mark
Betsy will share her registration spreadsheet, at-the-registration-desk procedures and her years of making the process of registering attendees easy for everyone. If you are a registrar, thinking of being one, or an RG attendee, this session is for you. Betsy welcomes your ideas to help further streamline the process.


Friday, July 3
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
The Cancer Risk from Low Level Radiation
by Bernard L. Cohen
Since the 1950s, cancer risks from radiation have been estimated with a linear-no threshold theory (LNT) -- e.g. the risk from 1 unit of dose = 0.01 x risk from 100 units of dose. This implies that no level of radiation, regardless of how small, is safe. Recent evidence has convinced many that LNT greatly exaggerates risks of low level radiation -- it may even protect against cancer. Evidence on both sides of this issue will be presented and discussed.


Friday, July 3
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
The life of L. Frank Baum, Creator of The Wizard of Oz
by Fraser Sherman
L. Frank Baum made himself immortal when he wrote The Wizard of Oz, but his entire life was a tale of amazing successes, disastrous failures, quirks of fate and one great love to sustain him through it all. This presentation covers Baum's history and the creation of his most famous work.


Friday, July 3
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
A Declaration of Independence for the XXI Century
by J.D. 'Duke' Schechter
During the late Eighteenth Century, the legitimate government routinely disregarded and abrogated the rights of the 'colonists'. Special taxes were levied, arms and goods confiscated, individuals imprisoned for no cause beyond displeasing the Governor. The Constitution is routinely ignored by the government, responsibility for legislation passed from the mandated province to the arbitrary and capricious hands of an unelected bureaucracy accountable to no one and a judiciary flagrantly imposing its prejudices as law, taxes higher today than during that era, prohibitions on arms and goods licit even then, and a government even more dismissive of our rights, both inherent and enumerated, has it become time to declare our independence from yet another tyrannical government?


Friday, July 3
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
AG 2009 Treasurers' Forum
by David Peery
All LocSecs and Treasurers are invited to participate in this forum to discuss financial reporting, accounting issues, fiscal policies, banking and other matters related to maintaining a healthy Local Group treasury.


Friday, July 3
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
High Tea

The William Penn proudly offers its elegant tea service to attendees of the 2009 Annual Gathering. This event is well-known around the region and with tea aficionados for its knowledgeable servers; loose-leaf teas kept remarkably hot; and delicate, beautiful and delicious edibles served in a stunning Baroque atmosphere. Please note that, as a "high tea" event, this is an excuse to wear your finery! Very casual attire - such as shorts and T-shirts - is not appropriate. So let's see your fancy duds! Tickets are required for this event.


Friday, July 3
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
How To Have Meetings That Work
by Jean Becker , Ed Becker
The secret to finding organized, enthusiastic volunteers for next year's board is to hold meetings that people who want to accomplish things look forward to, rather than dread. This workshop will offer a potpourri of ideas how to have efficient, productive business meetings, with handouts to take back and share. We will expand on different types of agendas, and the plusses and minuses of several ways of covering the necessary items. During the meeting itself, we will share tips for how to keep things moving, and how to reach satisfying decisions.


Friday, July 3
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Israel and its Neighbors
by Gordon J. Bakken
From their tribal days in Egypt, 3500 years ago, until today, the Israelis have hardly lived in seclusion. Their history is one of almost constant intimate interaction with other nations. Occasionally they have dominated them, at times they were subjects, often they were at war, sometimes winning, sometimes loosing. Since about the time of Christ, they have been scattered around the globe, living in other people's lands. The study of their interactions with other nations is interesting, unusual, and probably unique.


Friday, July 3
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
KnitSIG/Ravelry 2% Meet & Greet
by Marcia Stutzman
A time for KnitSIG and Ravelry 2% group members (or those interested in joining) to meet each other in person.


Friday, July 3
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM
Merengue
by Don Jacobs
No we're not talking pie, but if you're thinking dance, you're right (and left). Whether you think you can't or you know you can, this is the place to be. Dancing Don is back with determination. No Mensan left behind. If you can walk, you can Merengue. Don has been changing Mensans, one dance at a time. Have fun learning and get to meet other Mensans at the same time. No partners needed, just a desire to have fun. This lesson is followed by a half hour supervised practice session for participants or anyone who need some help polishing up what they already know.


Friday, July 3
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
PR Coordinators Meet & Greet
by Lauren Fernandez , Catherine Barney
This casual session will provide a chance for you to meet your fellow PR Coordinators and discuss what has and has not worked for your Local Group. We will also discuss new initiatives for the year.


Friday, July 3
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Region 6 Meet & Greet
by Roger Durham
Region 6 RVC Roger Durham will host a meet & greet for Mensa members and guests from the South West Region.


Friday, July 3
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Schemes, Scams and Flimflams: An American Tragedy
by Cookie Bakke
Back by popular demand. Come hear the latest report on what's happening in the criminal world of fraud. From Identity Theft to Nigerian Letters, from Swoop and Squats to Credit Card Scams, from Slip and Falls to Gypsy Sweetheart Swindles, from Mortgage Fraud to the underside of the Life Insurance industry. Cookie, whose secret identity is Leslie Kim (Executive Director of www.fightfraudamerica.com, will take you through the steamy, slimy and occasionally sexy world of fraud and teach you how to protect your own ass(ets).


Friday, July 3
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
TeenSIG Yoga Session

Come stimulate your mind and body. Led by experienced teens, join us for a Yoga session in the Teen Room. Bring comfy clothes, a towel, and an open mind.


Friday, July 3
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
The Anti-Cancer Diet
by Julia B. Greer MD MPH
This presentation will cover how researchers do cancer research, and highlight the most recent findings relating to the effects of specific foods on the risk of developing a variety of different types of cancer. A brief discussion of anti-oxidants will be included.


Friday, July 3
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
The Intellectual Challenge of Global Risk Reduction
by James Blodgett , James Tankersley , Win Wenger
There are several risks that, if actualized, could make the human race extinct. The adequacy of our collective methods of dealing with these risks varies from risk to risk. In some cases we are doing what we can. In other cases denial, frustration, and hubris detract from effective response. Clear, creative thinking improves our response and improves our odds. We can contribute to clear thinking. Even a small reduction in a global risk is a substantial contribution. At this presentation we will discuss various risks, contributions we have made, contributions we would like to make, and ways you can help.


Friday, July 3
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
The Prisoner --The Most Mysterious TV Show of All Time
by Herb Guggenheim, PhD, MSW
England, 1967. A spy abruptly resigns from his top secret government agency. He returns home and prepares to leave town but he's been followed. His pursuers sedate him. When he wakes, he's in the Village, a seemingly genteel seaside resort. But it's actually a prison where agents are tortured and broken for the express purpose of finding out what they know. But who wants to know? Capitalists? Communists? Neither of the above? And why? Created at the height of the Cold War, The Prisoner disrupts conventional binary oppositions (good/bad, conscious/subconscious, free/enslaved) and does so with a blend of sci-fi and surrealist imagery. Join psychotherapist Herb Guggenheim as he explores one of the most challenging TV shows of all time-- a TV show that is the forerunner of Twin Peaks, The X Files, and Lost. You won't want to miss this compelling multimedia presentation!


Friday, July 3
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Acupuncture
by Thomas Ost
What do Meridians and MENSA have in common? Momentum - acupuncture is about moving energy and we are about to cover 5,000 years in 60 minutes.


Friday, July 3
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Bylaws And ASIEs Workshop
by Dan Burg
This workshop will cover the structure of Mensa, where local groups and their bylaws fit in, and, for the first time this year, the use of Actions Still in Effect (ASIEs). The ten amendments to American Mensa's bylaws on the recent national ballot will probably also come up. So will the process to amend your local group's bylaws. Come prepared with questions!


Friday, July 3
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Friends of Bill W., Lois, Jimmy K., Rozanne, et al.

For Mensans and guests who are actively practicing any twelve-step program. Not for observers or the curious, please.


Friday, July 3
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Genealogical Research: Where and How to Begin in Tracing Your Family Tree
by H. Stanley Jones
Do you want to learn more about your ancestors? Where did they come from? Why did they leave there? When did they leave? Assuming most attendees will be beginners; the presentation will be basic and deal with fundamentals to assist you in getting started. What is available on line? Must you travel to other locations; if you do, how to prepare for the trip? What to take? How should you organize your data? The session will be free flowing with lots of opportunity for questions and answers. Stan Jones, the presenter, has been pursuing his roots for over 30 years and has traveled to many parts of the world in locating information about his ancestors.


Friday, July 3
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Getting Public Relations
by Catherine Barney , Lauren Fernandez
How do you get the media interested in the activities of your Local Group? What do you do when a reporter calls? Catherine Barney and Lauren Fernandez will share tips and resources for getting publicity for your group.


Friday, July 3
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Getting the Big Picture
by Doug Grosjean
Proofs of the 2009 AG group photo will be available for viewing. Prints can be ordered, or a CD of the image purchased at this time.


Friday, July 3
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Heads of the Class: How to Find the Right Educational Fit for Your Gifted Child
by Francis M. Vigeant, CEO, KnowAtom,LLC
Is your gifted child bored at school? How do you navigate the administrative labyrinth and get the best education for him or her? Discover where to turn to keep your talented student intellectually challenged. Find out how to navigate the structures of public and private schools and bring changes that will help your child achieve. Have a success story or question you'd like to share? We will close our time with a brief Q&A that will address your specific concerns.


Friday, July 3
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Joel Huddleston Memorial Sudoku Tournament - Finals
by Adam Smargon
Although only the five finalists from the opening round are permitted to play, spectators and cheerleaders are encouraged! Feel free to cheer for (or AGAINST!) your (least) favorite player. There will be a few evil twists to the final round.


Friday, July 3
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Membership Officers' Meet & Greet
by Paige Faulkner, AML Membership Director , Heather Miller Poirier
The membership officer is one of the most important parts of a local group's board. You make the difference for your group's members! Join us and meet your fellow local group membership officers, get some new ideas to take back to your members, and find out what resources are available to you.


Friday, July 3
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Region 7 Meet & Greet

The Region 7 RVC will host a meet & greet for Mensa members and guests from the Heartland Region.


Friday, July 3
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Stupid Author Tricks: How to Keep Yourself from Getting Published
by Ian Randal Strock
Ian Randal Strock is an author, but he's also an editor. He's seen the good, the bad, and the truly outrageous ways authors sabotage their own careers, and shares the best, worst, and funniest. It's easy to learn how not to do it when you're laughing at the truly clueless (no names will be used). He's been collecting stories about authors (as opposed to stories by authors) for twenty years, and shares them to be both instructive and entertaining. Non-writers welcome (after all, the world needs far more readers than writers).


Friday, July 3
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Things You Want to Know About Prime Numbers But Never Thought to Ask
by Selwyn Firth
Is it possible that there a pattern that may be able to predict all prime numbers? Possibly! A discussion about prime numbers and the millennium prizes led Selwyn Firth to an idea. Looking at the prime numbers, he noticed what appeared to be a pseudo-pattern. If you have an interest in primes, join Mr. Firth for a discussion of his findings - and the work that still needs to be done.


Friday, July 3
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
David Jon Krohn - A Moving Storyteller
by David Jon Krohn
A collection of autobiographical performance pieces using speech, dance and mime. Each chapter of Autobiography tells of an event in my life accompanied by movement. This is a unique combination of character acting, dance, mime and other physical skills. David is a member of Actor's Equity and has performed and driven a taxi in New York.


Friday, July 3
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Experimental Aircraft - You Build It and Fly It
by Bob Luken
Ever think about building and flying your own aircraft? There are many reasons a person would choose to build their own aircraft. For some it is simply accepting the challenge. For others it is having an aircraft that is not available commercially. Building materialsrange from wood and fabric, steel tube and fabric, riveted aluminum tubes, riveted aluminum sheets or space age composites. We will look at FAA regulations, the types of aircraft, as well as the construction methods used by the homebuilder.


Friday, July 3
6:00 PM - 8:00 PM
Flotzlᄅ Tournament
by Katie Weihl
Based on a Danish concept, Flotzlᄅ is the culmination of serious Mensan effort to create a simply fun card game. Meet it or beat it or play your lowest card. Doesn't seem like there is any strategy. But there is. Might also be some name calling and crying but no one takes it tooooo seriously as the game is over quickly. Ah - a new chance to dominate!


Friday, July 3
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
How To Find Consensus in a Bitterly Divided World
by Win Wenger
We've discovered that regardless of their respective conscious positions on a severely divisive topic, people unconsciously are agreed as to what should be its best resolution. Experience and demonstrate some techniques for discovering what that unconscious consensus is. Review some remarkably productive do's and some calamitous don'ts in seeking to find such consensus.


Friday, July 3
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
L'ChaiM! SIG Sabbath Service
by L'ChaiM! SIG
Kaballat Shabbat. Join your family of Jewish Mensans in welcoming the Sabbath. We'll say some brachot, sing some z'meerot, and have a little nosh. Service will be participatory and egalitarian, in English and Hebrew, and short enough to schmooze afterward. If you wish to wear a yarmulke, please bring your own.


Friday, July 3
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Records Management For Local Groups
by Don Drumtra
Local group officers and members share information with each other on local group activities. This information is recorded in newsletters, meeting minutes, treasurer's reports, photographs, and other documents. Some of these documents have continuing value to the local group and to Mensa and and should be managed as records so that they are available to local group and other Mensa members who can benefit from them. In this workshop we will discusses record management in local groups, why this is important, and how various record keeping principles apply to local groups.


Friday, July 3
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
The Complexity of Space-Time
by George Sparling
The space-time of Einstein is real; a priori its description has nothing to do with complex numbers. I will describe how nevertheless complex numbers naturally arise and analyze the consequences. My approach will link at least tenuously, quantum mechanics, the twistor theory of Roger Penrose and somewhat exotic new ideas of myself and my co-workers.


Friday, July 3
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Understanding Medicare Part D
by Roni Butts
How often have you hit the donut hole? How many people know what the donut hole is? If you are on, or care for someone who is on Medicare Part D, chances are good that you are familiar with the donut hole. This program is designed to explain what Medicare Part D is, how to pick a plan, and suggestions to help delay the donut hole.


Friday, July 3
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Welcoming New Members
by Heather Miller Poirier
This presentation is not just for local Membership Officers and welcoming committees; it is recommended for every member who has seen a new member languish alone at an event or who believes that his local group needs an influx of new volunteers to keep it interesting. Welcoming new members to your local group is crucial for a local group's vitality. It keeps new ideas flowing, recruits leaders for the future and helpers for tomorrow, guarantees attendance at events and reduces attrition. The manner of welcome your group chooses can be tried and true methods or can surprise everyone with its clever and cunning.


Friday, July 3
6:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Screening of the Acclaimed Film "My Tale of Two Cities"
by Carl Kurlander , Stephanie Dangel
In this heartfelt and hilarious movie about coming home, "St. Elmo's Fire" screenwriter Carl Kurlander returns to the city of Pittsburgh he grew up in only to find both himself and his hometown going through a mid-life crisis. Can this once great industrial giant which built America with its steel, conquered polio, and invented everything from aluminum to the Big Mac, reinvent itself for a new age and once again become "The City of Champions?" With a self-deprecating comedic style, Kurlander asks his neighbors, from the famous (Hall of Fame Steeler Franco Harris, Teresa Heinz Kerry, Dr. Cyril Wecht) to his old gym teacher and the girl who inspired "St.. Elmo's Fire." This surprising and timely "comeback" story thoughtfully explores the question of whether you can go home again. Producer and Director will speak after the film.


Friday, July 3
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
2 years, 33 countries, 5 continents, 1 discovery: Life Profit
by Mike Iskandar , Dustin Garis
After graduating from college, Mike and Dustin traveled around the world for two years to 33 countries across five continents. They stepped into the lives of hundreds of fascinating people, from Buddhist monks to Swazi witch doctors. They went from surviving off sugar packets and wooden benches, to a five-star life of palaces, private helicopters, and seven-course meals. And through it all, they did it without relying on money--a circumstance they not only overcame, but actually used to their advantage. From the people they met and the challenges they faced, Mike and Dustin learned a unique set of business and life lessons that redefined their view of the real world and allowed them to retire before the age of 25.


Friday, July 3
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Game Theory 101
by Oriel D. Maxime
What do election politics, reality television, and murderous pigeons have in common? Game theory - the study of conflicts of interest. This is the last time this lecture will be given, so bring your curiosity and life experiences to this highly interactive, no-math survey of key concepts, results, theorems, and challenges in this fascinating science. Please plan to arrive on time or a little early for reasons that will become apparent during the lecture.


Friday, July 3
7:30 PM - 8:30 PM
Men's Group Open Circle
by Donald Seidel
This is an open forum limited to men only. The forum is in a round table format. Men are invited in fellowship to participate, share, and explore, personal topics unique to the male experience. The round table will be facilitated by Donald Seidel, a member of the Mankind Project. All over the country men are gathering in circles to learn more about themselves, what they can be, about different definitions of manhood than are taught by the mass media. If you are curious, join us. If you already are part of a circle join us and share what you have learned.


Friday, July 3
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Post-Modern Majik ov Tarot
by Soma
An Exploration of the Tarot as Post Modern Archetypes. Why Divination Works. Developing the Individual's Dynamic with the Tarot - A Group Experiment. Participants are welcome to bring their own decks. This workshop is open to all from the novice to the adept.


Friday, July 3
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Strange Personality Disorders
by Herb Guggenheim, PhD, MSW
Do you know these people? The woman who doesn't have--and doesn't want--any friends. The gal who wears odd clothes and harbors strange beliefs. The guy who's cheap as hell and can't throw anything away. The fellow who's always getting mad at the neighborhood kids for trampling his flower beds and who's constantly accusing his wife of cheating. These are examples of the four strange personality disorders--schizoid, schizotypal, obsessive-compulsive, and paranoid--and we meet them every day. In this fast-paced talk, you'll learn about their worlds. By the time you're done, you'll know how to spot these 4 types and you'll pick up a few pointers about how to deal with them when they wander into your life.


Friday, July 3
7:30 PM - 8:30 PM
The Old Time Radio Show
by Daniel Gilmore
Daniel Gilmore and his friends pay tribute to The Golden Age of radio. Join Will Rogers, E. Berman & Charlie McMensa, George & Gracie, and even Sir Winston as Mensans, plus songs, sketches, monologues, and much more. It's all family-friendly, Mensa-oriented, and hilarious! (The studio audience is advised not to be late; live broadcasts must start on time.) [Note: remember to have your Slogan Contest entries in by 3pm Friday.]


Friday, July 3
7:30 PM - 9:30 PM
The Werewolves of the Mensa AG
by Ed You , Viki Kind
By night, werewolves kill off villagers. By day, enraged villagers kill off suspected werewolves. (But oops; sometimes they mistakenly kill off "innocent villagers.") "Werewolf" requires observation, deduction, and a lot of bold-faced lying. Who will prevail: the werewolves or the villagers? One fun-filled game takes 15-20 minutes. Then it repeats. Newbies are always welcomed. (Werewolf is similar to, but better than, "Mafia.") The village includes: 2-4 Werewolves, ordinary Villagers, and an assortment of special villagers with special abilities (e.g. Cupid, the Lovers, the Hunter, the Silversmith, the Witch, the Seer, and some politicians). Also, check in for unscheduled impromptu sessions.


Friday, July 3
8:00 PM - 10:00 PM
Euchre Tournament
by Beth Weiss
Euchre is played in the Midwest for the Champion of the Kitchen, or perhaps the entire County or even State. At the AG, we go one better; we play for the Champions of American Mensa. A fast-playing game, where jacks are high and a bid means you're committing to take three tricks out of the five available. The Tournament structure guarantees three rounds of play with no duplicates in partners or opponents. Experienced players ONLY.


Friday, July 3
9:00 PM - 10:00 PM
HELL's M's Meeting

Have you ever wondered what all of those black tee shirts are all about? Attend our meeting and find out what we are, what we do, and how we got started. You will learn out what is going on with the party SIG.


Friday, July 3
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
A Brief History of Broadcast Communications in the United States
by Mike McInerney , Ian McInerney
Beginning with Pittsburgh and up to satellite radio. Not only the effects of radio on cultural, but also the technological effects on radio.


Friday, July 3
9:30 PM - 11:30 PM
Focusing Your Psi Energy: Bending, Mending, and Sending
by Stanley Korn
Using the harnessing of fire as a metaphor, we will illustrate the problems involved in investigating the paranormal influence of mind on matter. Then, the attendees will be guided in exercises to direct their psi energy toward reshaping spoons and forks -- a truly mind-bending experience! We will then demonstrate how this same energy can be put to the more practical use of paranormal healing; participants will have an opportunity to practice on each other and to send healing to persons at a distance. We will conclude by demonstrating the use of a psionic device powered by the group's energy. Bring your spoons (and forks) to bend and your wounds to mend.


Friday, July 3
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Kamakazi Karaoke
by DJ Jester
Sing to your hearts content with Mensa's own DJ Jester.


Friday, July 3
9:30 PM - 3:00 AM
Late Night Poker
by Java Joe Haber
The committee for the AM/FM AG has graciously provided a dedicated poker room each night from 9:30 pm until 3 am. Java Joe Haber will be running the poker room. This year four tables will be available and poker chips will be provided for each table. Two tables will be reserved for serious (real money) poker games and the other two tables will be available on a first-come basis for either serious poker or "just play money" poker. Sign-up sheets for each table will be posted at 8 pm in the poker room.


Friday, July 3
9:30 PM - 10:30 PM
Patch's Majestic Metals: Chasing Trains Across North America
by David Patch
Some people travel to fish different creeks, hunt big game, or bird-watch. David Patch chases trains, and this is a highlight reel of some of his favorite photographic adventures. It's set to music, and you don't have to know much about railroads to enjoy the photography from across the United States and Canada.


Friday, July 3
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Sing a Song of SETI
by Prof. H. Paul Shuch (AKA Dr. SETI ᆴ)
Designed to educate and entertain non-technical audiences, this one-hour illustrated concert tells the history of radio astronomy and the Search for ExtraTerrestrial Intelligence in fifteen of Dr. SETI's most popular SETI folk songs. A hit on college campuses around the world.


Friday, July 3
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
The InterNOT Joke-Off
by Alan Baltis
The Joke-Off is a long-standing tradition at AGs and RGs. However, the advent of the Internet has made it harder and harder for joke-tellers to share material that everyone hasn't already had forwarded to them, often multiple times. Therefore participants will share a favorite joke that MUST involve some element that could NOT have been captured in an email. Something visual, something musical, something amazing about which it can be said, 'you just had to be there.' Responses from an (hopefully) appreciative audience will be recorded by a panel of 'judges,' who will award fabulous prizes at the program's end.


Friday, July 3
10:00 PM - 2:00 AM
Lights, Camera, Action! Dance! hosted by the GenX SIG

Consider this your invitation to the exclusive VIP event Lights, Camera, Action, Dance! Join us for a night of dancing, socializing and mingling with all of your favourite Mensans. We'll have music from the 80's, 90's and today, so there will be something for everyone. Wear your best red-carpet attire, as there will be an award for the best-dressed Mensan. Mensans of all ages are welcome, but children must be accompanied by an adult at all times. We'll have a few suprises in store and who knows, maybe a celebrity sighting or two. (or none)


Friday, July 3
10:00 PM - 1:00 AM
Mexican Train Dominoes Tournament
by Stan Ward
Mexican Train is a fairly new twist on traditional dominoes games. The goal is to have the lowest score after playing 13 rounds, starting with the double 12s and going through double blanks. Players start each round by creating their own "Train" playing as many dominoes from their hand as possible in one long sequence. In subsequent turns, hey may only play a single tile. Special cases involve playing on other player's trains, following a double, and starting or playing on an open "Mexican Train". It's easy to learn, and we'll have rules and opportunities to learn before the tournament.


Friday, July 3
10:00 PM - 10:30 PM
Texas Hold 'Em Tutorial
by Stephen J. Burnham
Learn the basics of Texas Hold'Em to get ready for the tournament that follows.


Friday, July 3
10:30 PM - 1:30 AM
Texas Hold 'Em Tournament
by Stephen J. Burnham
Last year's "World Series of Poker" main event champion, Peter Eastgate, won a prize of $9.1 Million. Our prize is somewhat smaller (by about $9.1 Million) but includes the admiration and respect of your Mensa AG poker playing companions. A knowledge of the rankings of poker hands is necessary. A knowledge of the mechanics of playing Texas Hold 'Em is useful, but if you lack that show up half an hour early and we will run you through the basics.


Friday, July 3
11:30 PM - 12:30 AM
Spontaneously Planned Magic
by Marc Lederman
I can make an hour of your life disappear (and you'll never, ever get it back). Spontaneously Planned Magic: It's not spontaneous; it's not planned; and it might not even be magic. If I ask to borrow a $100 bill, you won't get it back. If I borrow your watch, and it gets smashed, I hope you have insurance. This act is now rabbit-free due to the "incident." You must be at least 18 years old to attend this performance. Void where prohibited.


Saturday, July 4



Saturday, July 4
7:30 AM - 8:30 AM
Friends of Bill W., Lois, Jimmy K., Rozanne, et al.

For Mensans and guests who are actively practicing any twelve-step program. Not for observers or the curious, please.


Saturday, July 4
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Editors And Webmasters Shareshop
by Robin Crawford
Gather together with Editors and Webmasters from around the country. Meet the talented people behind the newsletters and URLs. Ask your questions. Share your great ideas. Pick up some tips. Celebrate and commiserate with the Mensans who do so much to keep us all connected.


Saturday, July 4
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Focused Awareness and Meditation for Stress Reduction
by Megan McHugh
Focused awareness and meditation are practices that can improve your concentration, and energy levels. Meditation can lower blood pressure, reduce pain, and promote general well-being. Come learn how you too can bring this practice into your life.


Saturday, July 4
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Getting People Involved
by Debra Reiger
Do you have plenty of members, but too few active ones? Here are some ideas for helping people decide to join in the fun, and also some hints for getting volunteers. In addition to tools for improving participation, we will discuss some generational characteristics and styles. Bring your ideas, questions, and success stories.


Saturday, July 4
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Gifted Children's Program Coordinators Meet & Greet
by Keri M. Guilbault, Ed.S. , Lessa Scherrer
Come mingle and meet your national Gifted Children's Program Committee and fellow GCCs. Share success stories and challenges. Games and snacks will be provided for children.


Saturday, July 4
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
How I Lost 85 Pounds and Kept It Off
by Nelson D. Crandall
A fellow Mensan shares his experience in losing 85 lbs in 37 weeks and keeping it off for more than a year.


Saturday, July 4
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Learn about yourself and others with The Myers-Briggs Type Indicator
by H. Stanley Jones
One of the most reliable personality instruments is the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI). Come gain insight into what makes you act and react as you do. In what ways are you similar to and different from others? The MBTI is useful in Conflict Resolution, Team Building, Self Knowledge, Career Guidance, and Inter Personal Relations.


Saturday, July 4
9:00 AM - 3:00 PM
Mensa Marketplace

We've invited Mensa members who are crafters to bring hand-made goods to the AG - a Mensa-only craft show. Here's an opportunity to find unique items made by your fellow Ms, perhaps some unique gifts, and to support the craft community within Mensa. For our craft makers, it's a wonderful, low stress opportunity to show off to Mensa friends and family members. Some members will be offering their work for sale for the first time at the AG.


Saturday, July 4
9:00 AM - 9:30 AM
Registration for the Mensa Admission Test

Proctors will register candidates for the Mensa Admission Test during this time. The test fee is $40. Test candidates must be at least 14 years of age, provide a photo ID and be a permanent resident of the US.


Saturday, July 4
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Solving Even Great Problems is a Breeze
by Win Wenger
In recent years have been discovered additional highly effective specific methods for solving even the greatest problems, the ones most worthwhile to solve. These are methods which are so easy to use that anyone can use them - in that may ride our collective hope, Mensan and Densan alike. Bring to this session a problem you'd truly love to find good answer to, then solve it hands-on with one or more of these methods.


Saturday, July 4
9:00 AM - 10:30 AM
True Greedᄅ A Dicey Game of Personality Tournament
by Katie Weihl
Developed by a Mensan for her Mensan friends, True Greedᄅ is a fun thing to play while still conversing with your friends. But do watch how people play! Watch if people play conservatively, appropriate for their score or truly greedily. Who do you want to be your friend?


Saturday, July 4
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Why Populations Differ in IQ, Wealth, and Health
by Roy Frye, MD PhD
Are there "genes for intelligence"? If so, could these IQ-determining genes also be serving as "genes for educational success" or "genes for wealth" or "genes for health"? Should we expect that the distribution of these genes will be equal in populations that differ in social class or ethnicity? To better understand why cognitive ability correlates strongly with education, wealth, and health, Roy Frye feels that a broad multidisciplinary inquiry is needed. His presentation will include aspects of evolutionary psychology, anthropology, genetics, psychometrics, sociology, demography, neurobiology, physiology and pathology.


Saturday, July 4
9:30 AM - 11:00 AM
Mensa Admission Test

The American Mensa Admission Tests are given for the purpose of admission into Mensa. A score at the 98th percentile on either of two tests qualifies an applicant for Mensa membership. American Mensa will release membership qualification only. All candidates who test will receive a one-day pass to the AG for the day of testing.


Saturday, July 4
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
A Celebration of Coffee
by Java Joe Haber
Starting with a brief history of coffee and ending with home roasting of green coffee beans, Joe will also discuss the tasting, buying, and brewing of coffee. He will provide a greater appreciation of this fabulous beverage.


Saturday, July 4
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Cops Say Legalize Drugs. Ask Us Why!
by Captain Peter Christ, vice director, LEAP
Law Enforcement Against Prohibition (http://www.CopsSayLegalizeDrugs.com) is comprised of police officers, judges, prosecutors, prison wardens, DEA and FBI agents (plus concerned civilians, too) who advocate that the War on Drugs is a failure, i.e.: drug prohibition causes far more harm than the drugs themselves. Only control and regulation will reduce crime, violence, disease and death. LEAP has grown from 5 founding members to more than 12,000 people in 90 countries since its 2002 inception. Captain Christ will provide a riveting explanation of the issue and successfully explain to the audience why ending drug prohibition is the only solution. Skeptics welcome!


Saturday, July 4
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Declare Yourself a Sovereign: A July 4th Yoga Class
by Elsie Escobar , BYS Yoga
An uplifting yoga practice which includes yoga postures, meditation, and breathing exercises while incorporating the empowering voice and meaning of The Declaration of Independence as a way to become more efficient and clear in our every day choices of body, mind and heart. All levels are welcome. Bring a towel, or a yoga mat if you have one, but no equipment is needed to enjoy!


Saturday, July 4
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Getting Gifted Children's Groups Going (or Growing)
by Keri M. Guilbault, Ed.S. , Lessa Scherrer
Do you have a gifted children's program? This session will provide practical advice for starting a new gifted children's program or expanding an existing one in your local group. LocSecs, parents, new and experienced GCCs are invited to share ideas and resources.


Saturday, July 4
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
How One Writer's Love of the Mystery Genre Turned into a Career
by Kathryn Miller Haines
Ten years ago Kathryn Miller Haines had an MFA in fiction and an unwieldy, unpublished manuscript. After collecting rejections and taking a hard look at her work, she recognized her limitations as a writer and turned to reading mysteries as a way of solving them. She'll talk about how mystery reading turned into mystery writing and her journey from being a starry-eyed novice to a multi-published author.


Saturday, July 4
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
How to Live an Enlightened Life in the 21st Century
by Chuck Hillig
Are you really happy? If you're not, then what's missing? What are you getting that you don't want, and what do you want that you're not getting? Do you have the courage to shift thecontext of how you look at your life? Are you ready to learn how to live with integrity and authenticity in the 21st century? Is it possible to stop the struggles that are triggered by thoughts of "me-mine-more," and, instead, just to "be" who you already are...pure consciousness? Come and find out.


Saturday, July 4
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Intelligence and Psychological Well-Being in First-Year College Students
by Cliff Wigtil
Does being smarter make you more well? Self-reported psychological well-being scores (based on Carol Ryff's six dimensions of well-being) from over 3,000 incoming 1st-year students were analyzed for a relationship to intelligence (as measured by SAT scores). This talk will give a presentation of findings from this analysis, as well as a discussion of possible cognitive mechanisms that link intelligence and well-being are also discussed. Post-talk questions and discussion will be welcome!


Saturday, July 4
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Newsletter Editor Resources
by Claire Natola
In this Workshop, we will discuss what your Local Group newsletter should contain and where you can find content for it. Included will be a review of the guidelines for American Mensa's Publications Recognition Program and information on how to access online resources that you may not have even known existed! We'll look at examples of what works and what might be improved upon so that you can give members of your local group a newsletter they look forward to receiving.


Saturday, July 4
10:30 AM - 1:00 PM
Polishing Amber on the Cheap
by Nancy Janda
In this hands-on workshop, participants will learn how to create a gem-quality polish on a piece of rough amber using easily available, inexpensive materials. The workshop will include information about gem polishing and the fossil stone amber. Attendees receive rough amber and all needed polishing supplies; they will leave with a polished amber piece and knowledge of how to make more. Material costs: $12.00 per participant.


Saturday, July 4
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Region 4 Meet & Greet
by Ken Silver
Region 4 RVC Ken Silver will host a meet & greet for Mensa members and guests from the North Central Region.


Saturday, July 4
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Region 8 Meet & Greet
by Debra Reiger
Region 8 RVC Debra Reiger will host a meet & greet for Mensa members and guests from the Pacific Intermountain Region. Meet other members, enjoy some chocolate, socialize, and share stories about your local Mensa group. And ask questions, if you have some. If you live in Region 8 or if you are planning to move into the region, please join us!


Saturday, July 4
10:30 AM - 1:00 PM
Spelling Bee
by De Freshwater , Emily Taylor
Spelling Bee - Not your high school spelling bee. You can use paper and pencil and you're in until you misspell your third word. See what the Bee Team (De and Emily) has in store for you this year.


Saturday, July 4
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
Subprime Lending, an Excellent Idea Run Amok! How & Why Did it Happen?
by Connor Baker
Subprime lending is merely risk-based pricing. It is used in every industry in every economy on Earth. How did the world's most sophisticated markets and largest banks fail to implement it properly? How did the Wall Street Whiz Kid MBA's from Harvard, MIT and the Chicago and London Schools of Economics blow it; while Joe Six-Pack, branch manager at your community bank, remained unscathed? A tale of greed, denial and a stampede of lemmings racing to be first off the cliff...


Saturday, July 4
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
A Nova(l) Theory of the Origin of Solar Systems
by Selwyn Firth
A discussion of Selwyn Firth's original Theory of the Solar system, developed after reading the book Red Giants and White Dwarfs, and staring at diagram of the planets in their respective orbital paths. What do you think of his "verified hunch?"


Saturday, July 4
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Did You Know? National Office Services
by Pamela Donahoo
Pam Donahoo and Howard Prince will talk about the services offered to local groups and will show how your local group may be leaving money (and members) 'on the table'.


Saturday, July 4
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Gen X and Gen Y in Mensa
by J Parsons , Claire Natola
A discussion of the involvement of members of Generation X and Generation Y in Mensa. We will present some facts and figures and discuss the concerns of members from all generations. We will also provide information on the two respective SIGs.


Saturday, July 4
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
M-Atheists SIG Meet & Greet

The M-Atheists SIG is an active online discussion group with 625 members. Stop by to meet some of your fellow critical thinkers in person. Do believers have a greater sense of community than we do? We don't think so! Visit our group for lively discussion. You can join us online at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/M-Atheists/


Saturday, July 4
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Pet Acupuncture ' What's the Point?
by Doug Knueven, DVM
Acupuncture is one of the oldest forms of medicine on earth yet it is still used today. In fact, modern research is bearing out the helpfulness of acupuncture. Learn how this amazing therapy works, as well as the types of problems that are best treated with acupuncture.


Saturday, July 4
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Poly Sci 101: How to Discuss Politics Competently
by E. Dean Soltesz
Political and religious discussions are common in Mensa. This is a crash course in what you would find taught in Poly Sci 101 at most accredited universities here in the U.S. Various political models as well as their most commonly-accepted definitions will be covered extensively as taught in our institutions of higher learning, i.e., what is a republican form of government? What is a democracy, plutocracy, monarchy, oligarchy, timocracy, ptochocracy, theocracy, a socialist state, fascism, socialism, communism, capitalism, parliamentarianism, totalitarianism, authoritarianism, despotism, Marxism? etc. There may be some time at the end of the lecture for a brief Q&A session.


Saturday, July 4
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
The Green Building
by Ernest Jones
Emerson Services is building a nine million dollar, state of the art, training facility. Learn some of the new and exciting ways the industry is incorporating solar panels, roof top gardens and office plants to reduce their carbon footprint. Also discussed is how old buildings are getting a new face lift to help support the Green Global Initiative. It's more than just changing light bulbs, it is learning to think "Green".


Saturday, July 4
12:00 PM - 1:30 PM
The Pungo Players: Some Transplanted Evening
by Pungo Players of Tidewater Mensa
Drawing on the best vaudevillian traditions and the worst puns imaginable, the Pungo Players of Tidewater (Virginia) have been eliciting groans and guffaws at Mensa Gatherings across the country over the past twenty four years with their unique blend of high and low brow comedy. Tonight they present the final performance of their 14th and latest play, 'Some Transplanted Evening' as the infamous Doctor Domicile and his cohorts plot to obtain a Mensan brain for his latest experiment in brain transplantation.


Saturday, July 4
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
You're Likely to Live to 100 -- Now What?
by Elna Tymes
If you make it to 65, you have a better than even chance of living to 100. Most demographic projections have estimated that you'll live to 85 or so, but we're living longer and longer, thanks to medical research and other lifestyle factors. So what's behind this new data? And more importantly, what do you need to do to get ready for living to that age?


Saturday, July 4
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
A Random Verbal Walk through the Presidency
by Ian Randal Strock
In this interactive, trivia-laden talk, he'll take the audience on a verbal journey through 220 years of the US Presidency, pointing out interesting facts and fascinating connections. Strock is the author of The Presidential Book of Lists: From Most to Least, Elected to Rejected, Worst to Cursed -- Fascinating Facts About Our Chief Executives, a book which grew from his search for comparisons of the Presidents. (Not finding the book he wanted, he wrote it!)


Saturday, July 4
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Are You Giving or Being Taken?
by Joan Vitek Hiller, PhD
You just received a compelling request for a donation. It's for a good cause, but you have never heard of the charitable organization before. Is it a real organization? Will the money go to help the cause or pay for the director's Mercedes? We'll talk about resources for investigating nonprofits, what is an "appropriate" level of overhead, and answer your questions about how nonprofits are evaluated.


Saturday, July 4
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Dumb Things Smart People Do
by Abbie S. Salny, Ed.D.
An amusing commentary of real life mistakes and faux-pas committed by otherwise highly intelligent people. They have used their intellect to get themselves into predicaments dumb people would never think of! This presentation is an annual favorite at AGs because Abbie never runs out of new and amusing true stories. Come find out if there is any truth to the rumor that "the smarter you are, the dumber your "M"istakes are." This year, there are even more new stories!


Saturday, July 4
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Hotel Negotiations 101
by Cookie Bakke
Planning an RG or a large local event that will require a hotel contract? Want to be better prepared to walk into the jaws of the hotel lions? Need to learn the buzz words and be warned about the potential mine field in front of you? You will NOT be an expert after one hour ナ but you WILL be far wiser and better prepared to hold your own against your local hotels.


Saturday, July 4
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
London SIG
by Linda Arnold
Here's your chance to join this year's only meeting of the American Mensa London SIG, outside London and the Internet. Whether you live in London, have visited, or are just interested in the city with the largest Mensa local group in the world, you're welcome to join our discussion of Mensa events in and around London and find out about the London SIG email lists


Saturday, July 4
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Mensans Online Meet & Greet
by Robin Crawford , Howard Prince
AML's Online Community, Yahoo groups, Usenet, Elists, Facebook, MySpace, Second Life Mensans gather together in hundreds of virtual communities. Let's say hello in person!


Saturday, July 4
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Metal Knitting: Chain Mail 101
by Michael A. Taft
Need a new shirt?? Find cloth to be boring? Perhaps you'd prefer a metal shirt. Presenter Michael A. Taft will share what he has learned about making mail from Sir Craig Smith and Sir Robert Leenhouts, actual knights of a modern American knightly order. Materials, tools, and assembly will be covered. Hands on experience will be available, time allowing.


Saturday, July 4
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
New Members Meet & Greet
by Paige Faulkner, AML Membership Director , Heather Miller Poirier
Attention all New Members! Come to the New Member Meet & Greet to socialize with fellow new Mensans who have also recently joined American Mensa.


Saturday, July 4
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Real Robots
by Greg Armstrong
A quick look at some of the real robot projects at Carnegie Mellon University's Robotics Institute.


Saturday, July 4
1:30 PM - 4:00 PM
Trash Bowl 2009
by Charlie Steinhice
Quizbowl-style tournament of pop culture knowledge. Players will be grouped into teams for a lively buzzer-based competition covering a broad range of pop culture topics. Spectators welcome, but playing is more fun. Advance sign-up recommended to guarantee a spot.


Saturday, July 4
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Writing, Language & Thought
by Jason Godesky
In many pre-literate cultures, writing seems to contain the secrets of powerful magic. Maybe it does; Walter Ong's 1982 _Orality & Literacy_ remains one of the primary works on the ways that oral and literate peoples think and perceive the world in fundamentally different ways. In this program, we'll take a look at the rise of literacy, and how it has changed the way we perceive the world.


Saturday, July 4
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
Young Mensans and Whole Family Programs
by Catherine Barney
Since the year 2000, membership among "Millennial" members has risen more than 700%. Learn more about integrating activities for these members and their families into your Local Group.


Saturday, July 4
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM
Come and Meet Those Dancing Feet
by Don Jacobs
At the gathering I'm taking you to, AMFM's neat. And what better dance to show those feet than with a fabulous foxtrot. Don will make it simpler than 3.14. Come learn to do what you dared not dream, how to dance. Experience or partners not needed, just a strong desire to have a fun time. This lesson is followed by a half hour supervised practice session for participants and non-participants who need some help polishing up what they already know.


Saturday, July 4
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Curing "Incurable Patients"
by Henri Brudzewsky
Diagnoses and prognoses are sometimes incorrect. Henri Brudzewsky will describe such examples from leading experts and explain how he helped the patients regain their health, even when "nothing more could be done". Early in life he was influenced by Martin Buber's I-Thou Philosophy. Later he discovered that by working like a Zen painter he could make error free computer programs. The teachings of Buber and Zen finally provided him with means to succeed where many doctors fail.


Saturday, July 4
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Dealing with Problem Members
by Cookie Bakke
Learn some of the ways to deal with those members who present a problem for the group and/or its officers.


Saturday, July 4
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Do You Twitter? Social Media in Mensa
by Pamela Donahoo
FacebookナTwitterナthe Mensa Online Communityナare all a part of this new way of communicating with members and potential members. Come share and learn how to these technologies are expanding the way to participate in Mensa.


Saturday, July 4
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
How to Remove the Gobbledygook From Your Writing
by Karen Zwick
In this hand-on workshop, you will apply a number of plain language techniques that will reduce unnecessary wordiness and increase the readability of your documents and messages.


Saturday, July 4
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Making the Most of your Mensa Experience
by Paige Faulkner, Membership Director , Howard Prince, Director of Operations
Many members don't realize the broad range of member benefits and services available to them as part of their Mensa memberships. From the tangible benefits like magazine discounts to the intangibles of member interactions online and in person, join Paige Faulkner and Howard Prince on a fabulous (so says Paige) journey through the mysteries and hidden gems in your member benefits portfolio. Then, spend a few minutes brainstorming about future possibilities. You've invested in your membership; now make the most of it.


Saturday, July 4
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Operation Happy Sock!
by Martha Powers
What do SMART people do with their unwanted socks? Bring them to Operation Happy Sock, an easy way to recycle AND help homeless cats at the same time. We'll make catnip toys by stuffing catnip and fiberfill into each sock and tying a knot at the ankle. Simple, but a GREAT catnip toy! For a lonely cat in a shelter cage, a Happy Sock is like a big, fluffy teddy bear. You can deliver Happy Socks to your local animal shelter, or we'll ship them to a deserving animal group. www.OperationHappySock.org, So easy even a Mensan can do it!


Saturday, July 4
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Pet Massage ' Rub Them the Right Way
by Doug Knueven, DVM
Massage therapy can relieve muscle spasms, increase blood circulation and improve joint range of motion. Learn how to apply simple massage techniques to aid ailing pets and keep healthy pets in tip top shape. We'll practice on each other so this lecture will feel good.


Saturday, July 4
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Region 10 Meet & Greet

The Region 10 RVC will host a meet & greet for Mensa members and guests from the Florida Region.


Saturday, July 4
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Region 2 Meet & Greet
by Marc Lederman
Region 2 RVC Marc Lederman will host a meet & greet for Mensa members and guests from the Middle Atlantic Region.


Saturday, July 4
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM
TeenSIG Scavenger Hunt

Come participate in an outrageous team event. This has been cited as the most hilarious teen event of the week; you don't want to miss it. The list of tasks and collectables is teen-written and judging is based on completion and creativity. We'll form teams at the onset.


Saturday, July 4
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
The Essence of Reality, Part I: How Life Works
by Thomas Daniel Nehrer
Beliefs and definitions absorbed during childhood never clarify how Reality works. They only superimpose illusory causality on conceptualized sources and forces. Tom illustrates Reality from his unique vantage point "without the distorting veil of common cultural notions" revealing an integrated Oneness in which we each create real patterns in our lives based on our own inner nature. With an intimate, personal, often humorous touch, Tom demonstrates techniques for delving inward to perceive and eliminate inner roots to outer problems. Further, he reveals distinct inner mechanisms to look for and how to change one's inner self, thus revising the patterns.


Saturday, July 4
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
The Wright Brothers - Aircraft Development 1899 - 1910
by Bob Luken
Orville and Wilbur Wright developed and designed the airplane in Dayton, Ohio. Except for a few months at a remote beach in North Carolina, all development work was carried out in Dayton. After their 1903 flight at Kittyhawk, the Wrights spent the next two years improving their aircraft. On October 5, 1905 they demonstrated what they considered to be the world's first practical aircraft. This program will focus on the work of the Wright brothers and will include original photographs, as well as photos and video of the 2005 and 2007 flights of a reproduction of the 1905 Model III Flyer.


Saturday, July 4
4:30 PM - 7:00 PM
2009 AG Encore Tournament
by Bob Fritz
Think you know a lot about music? Play this popular game and see what you know. See the signup sheet available near the games area.


Saturday, July 4
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Backing up the Backbone
by Ernest Jones
Every time you use your ATM or credit card, log onto the Internet, pick up a prescription from your doctor, or just make a cell phone call, information is stored. Imagine if you were using your home computer and it crashed because the electricity coming into your house spiked, was in a brown out condition, or simply just went away. Your home computer stores all your personal information for you. A data center can store information for millions of people. Data Centers use software to protect the data, but what is protecting the millions of computers and servers in a Data Center?


Saturday, July 4
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Basic Bird Care (a.k.a. Better Bird Care)
by Christy A Kaufman
What does it take to set up and care for a companion parrot? All aspects of caring for a companion parrot will be discussed from medical care, nutrition to cages and more. This seminar is filled with all the excellent information that every owner needs to have.


Saturday, July 4
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Friends of Bill W., Lois, Jimmy K., Rozanne, et al.

For Mensans and guests who are actively practicing any twelve-step program. Not for observers or the curious, please.


Saturday, July 4
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Improving Your Slide Presentations
by Gill Harris
After giving and listening to hundreds of slide presentations, I have compiled suggestions that I believe will significantly improve your slide presentations or get you started on making them in an effective way for the first time. This presentation uses the very techniques that are being suggested. Guaranteed to improve your presentations.


Saturday, July 4
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Mensa Manners 104
by Eldon Romney
A continuation of Mensa Manners 101 presented at the WG in 2006 and Mensa Manners 102 and 103 presented at the 2007 and 2008 AGs, ideas will be offered that will help even the savvy M be a bit more pleasant to be around during social intercourse. From behavior in private homes to actions in public, we'll discuss ways to fit in without offense (or at least with a minimum amount). Handouts included.


Saturday, July 4
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Region 1 Meet & Greet
by Lori Norris
Region 1 RVC Lori Norris will host a meet & greet for Mensa members and guests from the North East Region.


Saturday, July 4
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
Rob Balder in Concert
by Rob Balder
Rob Balder writes and performs comedy songs on subjects such as technology, geek and pop culture, gaming, sf and fantasy. His humor ranges from goofy to scathing, from profane to profound. His song about psychological escapism, "Rich Fantasy Lives," was voted the Pegasus Award for Best Filk Song of 2007. He helped found The Funny Music Project, a free-content comedy music site (TheFuMP.com). He sings about that and other good ideas in his "Creative Commons Anthem." Rob's songs have often been heard on the Doctor Demento Show.


Saturday, July 4
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
The Essence of Reality, Part II
by Thomas Daniel Nehrer
Tom regards elements of our western mindset archaic notions of pagan and early Christian thinking, interwoven with contradicting scientific notions. He shows how we learn to see the world and ourselves through our mother's and our culture's eyes, exposing fallacy in comparison to how life actually functions.


Saturday, July 4
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
The Smart Life - Social Networking for Mensans!
by Alan Baltis
The Smart Life (thesmartlife.com). A social network for Mensans and their vouched-for friends. More than 1000 members in less than 2 years. Smarties have shared more than 1500 photos, 200 videos, 300 songs, 850 forum topics, 10 events, 200 blog posts, organized more than 50 groups, and generally shared our principles and peccadilloes. Here's an opportunity for smartlifers to meet each other face-to-face, and for interested Mensans to see just what the fuss over social networking is all about. We'll discuss what would make the site even better, and what improvements Ning has planned. Join us, and bring your brain!


Saturday, July 4
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
A Holocaust Survivor Speaks
by Edith Cord
Edith will talk about her experiences under the Italian and Nazi dictatorships in German-occupied France during WWII. She will share her struggle to transcend hatred and get an education in the post-war years. She remembers the events leading up to the holocaust. She will show parallels between the Propaganda techniques preceding the Nazi takeover of Germany and Austria, the horrors that followed and current events in the free world.


Saturday, July 4
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
A Tea Party, Gold & Slavery: Charleston, South Carolina's Untold Story
by Ruth M. Miller
Winners pen the history books. Our American story has been set on paper by Northern universities since 1865. Did you know there was a Tea Party in Charleston? Did you know, in 1776 Charleston was almost as populous as Boston and richer the New York City? Erase cotton from the commercial equation. So whence the wealth? Carolina gold & the slave trade. Hear a history lost to the centuries. Experience Charleston, South Carolina, from an unseen perspective - an international city and home to the founding fathers. Frankly, Fort Sumter is only a sidebar.


Saturday, July 4
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Beer 101
by Bob Maier
Beer: you like it. Maybe you love it. Maybe even a lot. But what is it? What's in it? And where did it come from? This presentation will answer all these questions by giving a brief overview of the history of beer, beer ingredients, how beer is made, and a brief discussion of a few of the more popular styles. There'll be an opportunity to stump the speaker with beer-related questions, and a reading from his book: Chicken Wings For The Beer Drinker's Soul: A Compendium of Beer Related Humor, Quotations, Facts, and Recipes.


Saturday, July 4
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Evolutionary Biology's Place among the Historical Sciences
by P. James Wallace
The evidence for biological evolution includes indirect support from non-biological sciences. As a historical science, evolutionary biologyshares an especially close kinship with other historical sciences. This talk is an exploration of the links between evolutionary biology and other fields of science and a discussion of indirect evidence for evolution.


Saturday, July 4
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Sunday Mass
by Fr. Raymond Utz
Fr. Utz is a retired Roman Catholic priest with the Diocese of Pittsburgh. Join your family of Catholic Mensans!


Saturday, July 4
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Worm Quartet Concert
by Tim "Shoebox" Crist
Worm Quartet is a one-man comedy synth-punk band from Rochester, NY. They are a core member of The Funny Music Project (www.thefump.com) and responsible for the most requested song of 2004 on the Dr. Demento show, the twisted ex-girlfriend ode "Great Idea For A Song," and their collaboration with dementia rapper Sudden Death entitled "Inner Voice" was the most requested song of 2005. Worm Quartet's sole member, a 6'4" 290-lb. bemulleted maniac known as "Shoebox" who is tired of referring to himself in the plural, masquerades by day as a mild-mannered software engineer.


Saturday, July 4
7:15 PM - 8:15 PM
Banquet

This is a plated meal. Tickets are required for the meal. There will be a program by Dr. Demento and a dance after the meal open to all attendees.


Saturday, July 4
7:30 PM - 10:00 PM
Logic Problem Tournament
by Oriel D. Maxime
Sherlock Holmes said that once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how unlikely, must be the truth: it's easier said than done, though! Match wits with your fellow Mensans on six original and challenging problems of logic and deduction. Winner gets a prize and bragging rights extraordinaire.


Saturday, July 4
7:30 PM - 8:15 PM
Power Salad - Comedy Music In Concert
by Chris Mezzolesta
Power Salad was the most-requested artist of 2008 on "The Dr. Demento Show", as well as the 3rd-most-requested artist of 2006. Performing member Chris Mezzolesta has been featured on the show under many group names since 1985, and brings the funny to Mensa with a set of cerebral and strange comedy songs including the YouTube hit "My Cat Is Afraid Of The Vacuum Cleaner".


Saturday, July 4
7:30 PM - 9:30 PM
The Werewolves of the Mensa AG
by Ed You , Viki Kind
By night, werewolves kill off villagers. By day, enraged villagers kill off suspected werewolves. (But oops; sometimes they mistakenly kill off "innocent villagers.") "Werewolf" requires observation, deduction, and a lot of bold-faced lying. Who will prevail: the werewolves or the villagers? One fun-filled game takes 15-20 minutes. Then it repeats. Newbies are always welcomed. (Werewolf is similar to, but better than, "Mafia.") The village includes: 2-4 Werewolves, ordinary Villagers, and an assortment of special villagers with special abilities (e.g. Cupid, the Lovers, the Hunter, the Silversmith, the Witch, the Seer, and some politicians). Also, check in for unscheduled impromptu sessions.


Saturday, July 4
8:30 PM - 9:45 PM
50 Years Behind the Microphone (and still Demented!)
by Dr. Demento
Dr. Demento tells the story of his 50 years in radio...from a 10-watt college station to hundreds of the most popular music stations in the USA...how he discovered and launched the career of "Weird Al" Yankovic, and his experiences with such notables as Tom Lehrer, Frank Zappa, Stan Freberg and George Carlin. He also touches on his 1960s ventures into blues scholarship and rock criticism, and he'll talk a bit about censorship (governmental and otherwise) and how it affects what you hear and don't hear on radio.


Saturday, July 4
9:00 PM - 1:00 AM
TeenSIG Dance Party

A fantastic end to an amazing AG. Teens, come rock out or just hang out. Stay up late, dance, and reminisce into the wee hours of the morning.


Saturday, July 4
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Do It Yourself Brain Repair
by Muriel Hykes
Anything you can get feedback on, you can learn. This includes learning to control your own brain waves ! Yes, we have the technology to give you immediate feedback now. Neurofeedback can teach you in just a few lessons how to control your attention, your depression, your anxieties and best of all, normalize your sleep patterns. This is an introduction to the future of psychology, behavior mod at its best!


Saturday, July 4
9:30 PM - 3:00 AM
Late Night Poker
by Java Joe Haber
The committee for the AM/FM AG has graciously provided a dedicated poker room each night from 9:30 pm until 3 am. Java Joe Haber will be running the poker room. This year four tables will be available and poker chips will be provided for each table. Two tables will be reserved for serious (real money) poker games and the other two tables will be available on a first-come basis for either serious poker or "just play money" poker. Sign-up sheets for each table will be posted at 8 pm in the poker room.


Saturday, July 4
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Mike Strasser Concert
by Mike Strasser
Pittsburgh native Mike Strasser recently returned to Pittsburgh after a 30-year stint in California. His self-penned songs run the gamut from love to anger and from sarcasm to tenderness. With a song about coffee and another about cigarette addiction Mike also exhibits a wry sense of humor. One reviewer likened his vocal style as being somewhere between Lyle Lovett and Roy Orbison while some say he is reminiscent of John Prine. His 2008 release 'rash behaviors' received airplay on radio stations across the country. His songs are available on iTunes or www.myspace.com/mstrasser.


Saturday, July 4
9:30 PM - 10:00 PM
Play-as-you-go Scrabble and Chess Ends
by Beth Weiss
Make sure you turn in your best three scores by 10 PM.


Saturday, July 4
9:30 PM - 10:00 PM
Puzzle Tournament Ends
by Joe Zanca
The puzzle tournament ends at 10 PM. Details will be available onsite.


Saturday, July 4
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Sitting Bull Meets Newton and Heisenberg
by Philippe C. Burke
In Newton's world, objects are there whether we look at them or not. You have seen a tree near your house a hundred times; whether you look at it now or not, you are confident it is there. In the Quantum world, objects may be in any of a multitude of places with a certain likelihood, and we are only confident of their location once we observe them. To many Native Americans, both approaches may be somewhat misguided. Rather than having to "see it to believe it", perhaps you have to believe it to see it.


Saturday, July 4
9:45 PM - 11:15 PM
Sing-a-long with Gary Rimar
by Gary Rimar
Bring your singing voice, bring your enthusiasm, and bring multiple copies of your lyrics to share. Bring your musical instruments too. Southeast Michigan Mensa's own Gary Rimar will be at the piano leading Mensans (isn't THAT a trick) in song and fun. Gary's 1,600 song memorized repertoire can be reviewed at http://www.garyrimar.com, so have a look, see what you know, and come have fun. Non-singing participants are encouraged to come, be an audience, enjoy, clap to keep rhythm and/or show appreciation, and probably end up singing along anyway (especially out-of-town guests). Non-smoking event.


Saturday, July 4
10:00 PM - 1:00 AM
Pittsburgh Shuffle

Dance to the music from the last century. Our DJ will play songs from the 30s through the 90s.


Saturday, July 4
10:00 PM - 1:00 AM
Settlers of Catan Tournament
by Allison Stallings
Settlers arguably started the Eurogame craze. While there have been many others, some more complex or deeper, it's always fun to get old-school with the original. Outnegotiate and out-build your competition on the Island of Catan! Ore for sheep, anyone? Sign up early in the game room as spots will be limited. Experienced players only. Minimum age 14.


Saturday, July 4
11:30 PM - 1:00 AM
Open Filk Song Circle
by W. Randy Hoffman
As at science fiction conventions around the world, we have an 'open filk' song circle here at the AG. Come join the circle, whether you want to sing or just listen; bring an instrument if you have one; and feel free to sing or play about anything at all, not just science fiction or fantasy. Beethoven? Beatles? Tom Lehrer? We celebrate it all!


Sunday, July 5



Sunday, July 5
7:30 AM - 8:30 AM
Friends of Bill W., Lois, Jimmy K., Rozanne, et al.

For Mensans and guests who are actively practicing any twelve-step program. Not for observers or the curious, please.


Sunday, July 5
9:00 AM - 10:30 AM
Breakfast

Join us for the wrap-up Sunday breakfast. Awards and more -- don't miss out! Meal ticket required for the meal. Everyone is welcome after the meal for the presentations.


Sunday, July 5
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Christian Holy Communion Service
by Fr. Bill Loring assisted by John Blasdale
A worship service for Mensans by Mensans. Fr. Bill will celebrate and preach while John will provide music.


Sunday, July 5
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
LDS Sacrament Service
by Jessica Mathews
Worship service conducted by members the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints; open to all.


Sunday, July 5
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
EMDR - Eliminating Toxic Residue from Life's Experience
by Frank E. Colosimo
A discussion of the theory and clinical application of Eye Motion Desensitization and Reprogramming (EMDR) and brain nutrition for treatment of post-traumatic stress disorder and anxiety.


Sunday, July 5
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM
M-Atheists SIG Meet & Greet

The M-Atheists SIG is an active online discussion group with 625 members. Stop by to meet some of your fellow critical thinkers in person. Do believers have a greater sense of community than we do? We don't think so! Visit our group for lively discussion. You can join us online at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/M-Atheists/


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